Of Holy Noise And Kenyan Churches

Picture this. You’ve had a long week and by Saturday you’re looking forward to a quiet time at home for the entire weekend either alone, or with your family or friends. You buy everything you’ll need for those two days as you get ready to wallow in blissful peace and quiet until Monday morning when you get up to go back to work thoroughly relaxed.

But someone else has other plans for your weekend. A church that recently sprouted less than 100 meters away from your estate has been assembling a huge public address system in preparation for an afternoon crusade that will run into an overnight prayer vigil. You’ve had a lovely late lunch and just when you’re settling in for that movie you borrowed, the serene silence of the neighborhood is shattered by the now familiar ‘Testing Testing One Two Three Hallelujah’. The word Hallelujah is supposed to invoke positive feelings for the good Lord but in this case a curse escapes your lips. Your problem is not the content of their message though. You also acknowledge the power of God in your life and appreciate that after all there is such a thing as freedom of worship and speech. The problem is the volume of the amplified speakers. The problem is that they’re forcing you and the whole neighborhood to listen to them – what they want, when they want and at the volume they want.

And so there ends your dreams for a peaceful weekend. They must be worshiping in shifts because they are at it all afternoon, all night and after a brief lull, they’re back Sunday morning around 10.00 am. On Wednesday there is the weekly prayer meeting, Tuesday there is choir practice and some other day in the week there is Piano and other instruments practice – all accompanied by amplified singing and praying.

This is a scenario that is becoming all too common in Kenya with churches sprouting all over and inching increasingly closer to residential areas. Pubs, company promotions and other non Christian street noisemakers are material for a whole nother post. As much as there are laws to guard the freedom of speech in Kenya, there seems to be none to guard residents against amplified noise or music that is unreasonably loud, raucous, jarring or disturbing to persons other than those for whom it is intended. Take for example a small tin walled church of 30X40 feet. A single loud speaker or indeed none at all, is enough to address the maximum number of congregants that can be accommodated in there. So if the same church mounts loud speakers on the roof, it is no longer for the intended audience but for the neighbors. But is the church sure the neighbors want to listen in the first place? The unfortunate bit is that a church more than any other noisemaker can always play the holy card. How can you complain while the Lord said to spread his holy word? You must be so unholy bla bla bla.

I feel we need a law on this or if we have one it needs to be enforced. Amplified sound of any kind should only be allowed at certain times and should only be audible upto a certain distance – say 250 feet. Some countries have done their bit to protect their citizens against amplified noise. This has seen preachers arrested under these laws, thrown into jail and their equipment confiscated. In 1996 for example, American Christian Enterprises and SOS Ministries sued the city of San Fransisco for discrimination citing that the police and some listeners disliked what they said. But the US Circuit Court of Appeals rejected their claims with Judge Ronald Gould saying in his ruling that from the evidence provided, the people were concerned about unacceptable noise levels and not with the content of the message.

Have a quiet day.

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Jesus did not need powerful public address systems to draw crowds to himself, his message was powerful enough to convert thousands of people. Being loud does not equate to being powerful, churches must tone it down.

You find the same guys fighting the church noise are same living near a noisy night club yet they cannot complain about the same. I’m currently residing in such a scenario,i am not judging but those church/mosque guys overdo stuff.

On a lighter note educate church guys to have sound engineers to contain their noise, the way clubs do then raise/point fingers.

They must obey laws. Am sure there are laws against this behaviour but aren’t enforced by NEMA.

Same Kenyan people took this behaviour to the UK and they were reported to authorities very fast.They were fined KES. 1 million for the heinous crime.

www.nation.co.ke/news/Kenyan-church-in-London-fined-for–noisy–services/1056-3124472-v5fgot/index.html

Such people need to be reported to police for polluting the environment. Period.

Hehe huyo ni @atheist atashikwa vita na hawa wafuuasi wa jehova shangae

Waah @vuja de nimefungua post nikaona ni refu sana…nikajiuliza wewe kweli unaweza kuwa na concentration span to write all of this…alafu nikaona link nikajua hii hata wewe hujasoma. You have just C&P pekee yake

Hii niliona 2008

Hamieni huku leafy suburbs…hakuna makerere

hehehehehh vujachieth kwanza huko kwenyu paipo crusade ziko daily inabidi uishi 25th floor kama @culture beyond sea level

:D:D:D

enyewe, hata sijasoma. Nilicheki hiyo findeo ya atheismo akinyoroshwa, nikatafuta story ya kuweka hapa

Huyo ni Mumia, yule mkubwa wa ma atheists?

Where i resided in kasa in a sq km kulikua na over 30 churches i counted on sunday huwes nurse hangover na amani i never mind about sato because i was drunk but sunday waah! kuhamia huku kwenyu @vuja de naishi three hundred metres from a mosque so every morning lazima niamshwe saa kumi na allah akbar

ehe

Mi huamshwa na train

Looks like him:D:D:D Injili lazima itambe hata kama lazima watu wanyoroshwe into submission

Hiyo ya moque sasa ndiyo worse. Lazima uamke 5 am kila siku upende usipende. Experienced that a lot when I stayed in Kisauni for three months. But churches need to tone it down, unapata watu wako wanne kwa kanisa lakini ile kelele wanapiga ni mob sana.

:D:D:D:D:D injili lazima itambe hata yesu aliingia kwa supermarket ya wa farisayo akainua watu nyahunyo na kurusha ma panty chini .

:D:D:D:D:D boss wacha ufarisayo , holy ghost ikikushika unaweza imba na sauti kumi na decibels zingine @inzhener otmetka hawezi explain

Kama ni huyo Mumia he has other agendas other than noise pollution.

Lakini kuna church zingine ziko residential areas zinabore sana. Nikiwa bado nastay huko k-south kuna mmatha alikuwa anakuja na wale washirika wa kupiga ngoma from six to 10 p.m. Inabidi plot mzima watu waende exile juu ya kelele.