A respected fisi of mine, 9 years ahead of my sun, always advises me,
“Steve, chapa dame kavvvvu uone ni wapi ataenda”
The thinking is, if you dry fry a lady, they tend to stick witchu slave-like compared when you sheath your weapon.
Ati ladies, who yu gwaruza with a CD, are the easiest to walk away from you.
I aint published yet, nor peer reviewed, but statistics from my escapades have shown that this holds true with 6-inches of significance.
(I wont lie to the village that nina a 9-incher)
mbicha ya 9" mblo…
nina 6-incher …wanna see it, sweerrie?
That’s how fools die
Night Gay pride parade!
Where did this idiot come from? I blame, @uwesmake for going to chokoza at wazua. They sent us their idiot.
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Already village ni hapa. The only thing that was missing was the idiot and guess who came to the rescue…
So unaitwa steve
gay gay
wachawi wengine wanatokanga wapi hii masaa
At least they enjoy the ride
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I aint published yet, nor peer reviewed, but statistics from my escapades have shown that this holds true with 6-inches of significance.
(I wont lie to the village that nina a 9-incher)[/QUOTE]
:D:Dhehe at least half a foot
Your friend is right…