Ode to Msalame

Dear @msalame grace
I want to commend you for being a model Villager (god forbid if you’re a shemale). I wish I would meet you one day in person and bask in your infinite intelligence, articulation, apt criticism and calculated responses. I am merely a village elder in this place, if the admins @Mundu Mulosi and the other one would allow me, I would like to propose that you be feted the Legion of Honor (Like Chris Kirubi).

Your handle aptly describes the image I have of you. A beauty to behold, african curves that know no bounds. I bet you’re the kind of girl whose reputation precedes her. A powerful woman who makes beta and theta males cringe whenever you walk into a room. Let’s also not forget the women who envy the radiance you emanate. See what difference you make in this dark room, for lack of a better word, this wretched village.

You’re the kind of lass I would like to bear my children. They would have the choicest of genes in the pool. With your coastal diversification and my highland features they would be a force to recon with. Obamas of this great Nation if you may. No simpletons like @wong or the female nefernyonyotities

Keep up the good work. If you ever leave this village, take me with you. Move with me to a bigger and better place. If admins decide to equator you, may they equator me too as I have your back 100%.

The only thing I would like to request is that you lighten your stance on Simba 1 and WSR. These men are a godsend to our beloved country. Leading a country full of madmen is not easy, ask Babuon on his troubles at Orange House, you will know.

Your’s Sincerely,
@kah tony

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BLACK NIGHT

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Sounds like you’re calling her fat.
Otherwise those curves should be contained in a tight fitting dress.

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[ATTACH=full]36583[/ATTACH] here is @msalame grace

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It can be interpreted in many ways. I like slim thick, you like fat obese. potato tomato.

I definitely do not like fat obese women.
I like slim women with big breasts and a nice butt.

just passing by…

Dear Talkers
Please empty your scumbags frequently to avoid such embarrassing scenes.

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I bet 80% that “she” is a male

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:D:D:D:D

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@msalame grace … Kuja hapa haraka. This is going to be interesting.

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Courtesy of Mzito @MunduTInyee
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If you’re a shiny eyed mungiki then just abandon all hope.

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Nice

Ushaingoja response toka manzi? Kwani hajaamka bado kuishia church?

Mwaka hautaisha bila watu kutobolewa matako hapa

am sorry

Lol…another harpless villager declaring love to a ghost…na ukipata msalame anakaa freddy kruger…wld you still want to be with her???

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Mwanaume nikujitetea waiganjo tia bidii.

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