Since TZ is desperately looking for someone to fund their SGR, here is my suggestion, Since our Credit Worth is better than Tanzania’s (We are also designated guarantors), I suggest we take a loan from China. A loan that is equal To TZ’s SGR Budget. Then we loan them the money at an interest rate that’s +10% interest rate on what china will have charged us.
Collateral
Mt Kilimanjaro
Pemba Islands
Ugunja Islands
Lake Natron
Wakichelewa kurudisha pesa, hizo items hapo juu tuuzie North Korea wafanyiage nuclear tests (They are not very rich but they would divert their healthcare and education budget to anything defense / nuclear related).
Don’t blame me, ni chang’aa ya weekend inacrawl kwa brain.