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Bullshit, unless all cops stop everything else and camp outside bars.
Do they have any idea how many outlets sell alcohol in Nairobi alone?

Tunakaa kwa bar mpaka mwenye breatherizer anachoka…

And not all drunk drivers did so in a pub anyway.
Last Saturday I arrived home high as a kite and I hadn’t stepped inside a bar anywhere.

Doesn’t matter those drunk drivers are killers.

[SIZE=4]zero chills besides hiyo toyota ya polisi haiezi guza v8 kwa highway
How to Beat a Breathalyzer Test[/SIZE]
The one action you can take that will reduce your apparent BAC on the breathalyzer test is to hyperventilate before taking the test. What you are doing here is replacing the alcoholic gas in your lungs with as much fresh air as possible. While this will reduce your BAC test value by up to 10%, you’ll still test positive for alcohol. If you’re near a limit, you might be able to beat the test. If you’re seriously drunk, all you’re likely to do is make yourself dizzy so you can fail all of the other tests, such as walking a line or touching your finger to your nose.

@introvert, tipper ikuom

Ndio hiyo…

Na wenye hawaendeshi gari. Hizi shetani zitatafautishake?


This makes the work easier. You walk out of a bar and say you dont have a car. Unapiga lap then come for your car while the niggas concentrate on those exiting the pub. once on the highway, you know you are ok- no roadblock.

hawatawai shika mtu. revenue kwisha.

Tunapea huyo jamaa pombe anasahau kazi yake

ukisha kunywa ,kula kutunguu/ onions it works miracles on Breathalyzers

Oh yeah, juu breathalyzer hutumia mapua kunusa…


Waafrika mtanimaliza na ujinga


doesn’t make sense, so after you bretherlised walking out of a pub and found to be above the legal limit what will you be charged with , walking out of a pub drunk ?, you definitely can not be charged with drunk driving

QUOTE=“Capitan, post: 546311, member: 790”]Tunapea huyo jamaa pombe anasahau kazi yake

Did that to our campo driver back in the day when we went to Machakos for some event. We really pissed off the non-alcoholics since they were at our mercy. Meza ya dere ilichafuliwa mbaya. Watu hawakurudi kwao hio siku. The guy chewed!