Nyeri mWoman

Guys, if getting battered was my destiny, i would say, so be it.
Nimepatana na a nyerian mwoman hapa wallahi, most beautiful thing you will ever see. Anyway, let me stash my kabati with methylated spirit, elastoplast, rolls of bandages, painkillers and antibiotics. Kama lazima nitwangwe sawa.
Alijiintroduce kama mtu ya gilgil. Nikainsist kujua orijino homeground. Amesitasita nikiwa naomba aseme Kenol. In the end amesema Nyere.
Urembo tuuuu, Wacha nitwangwe,

utajua kile huwa kinafanya Mzee @Abba akae na baridi

The only woman who can beat me is my mother. Na yeye hawezi.

Bora ni yako pekee, twangwa kabisa!

Mbica?

Ungeweka thermal image, utapata hapa watu walisalimia

Plenty of women can kick your ass

No way Nyeri women can be beautiful. They are built like tanks from the rib cage up. The only beautiful shiny women I recognise are from Murang’a. Nice figures that go beyond childbirth, roho safi, hawana ulafi na wanajua kutombana. My Monica from Murang’a matako ungefikiria ni ya mjaluo. Had to let her get married by some beta since sikuwa tayari but we still fuck whenever we meet. Amezaa wawili but shape nado iko.

Transformer itapotea

You’ve taen the right step … at least for the village.
Just imagine a pinned ktalk thread akianza kukupiga … it run into multiple pages never seen.
I SAY, GO AHEAD AND MARRY HER!

Don’t be taken in by the stereotype. They are very good home makers and loyal but intensely protective. If you can find a balance you are home free.

Murang’a nawega alama ya gitole na natikisa kaanu…

Be advised, Nyeri & Kirinyaga are no-go, the latter being worse…they have you buy land near/from their relatives so in case things go south (they see to it) they nyakua & chase you away like the burukenge you are.

Ata picha ya forehead tungekubali. Anyway Luwere nyasaye akhulinde

kichapo na kulala nje kama Lori ni lazima

Source of info?

Lakini hizi story za wanawake kutoka mlima Kenya ziko scary Sana. Na ninakuwanga na Tamaa ya kuoa mmoja kutoka uko juu ya urembo… Lakini duuh, wacha nitamtafuta Tu mtaita

itabidi uandike will mapema,kama sio food poisoning juu ya kupikiwa machakula na ukikataa in fujo,being stressed out of nothing na lastly kuuliwa officially through hitmen or being poisoned, if I was you ,I would avoid them like plague

My friend Angote alifanyiwa hivyo baada ya kukaidi my wise counsel. Aliwekeza kwa kina bibi na akafukuzwa kama burukenge.

Vile umeambiwa, utakuwa unalala nje kama gari ukitoka ulevi late.