Many years back I met a 25/26/27 year old virgin. We had met on facebook. After some chatting we met in town one evening for dinner. She was very intelligent. We’d chat for hours on all sorts of topics. And I don’t chat anyone for hours. She’d tell me about her experiments with lesbianism etc. Finally we kinda reached the agreement that al be the one to break her virginity. She was excited, I was excited. Then the day reached, and it was disaster after disaster. As we were on the couch, talking, caressing, kissing and generally just trying my best to make the atmosphere less tense and more natural… my friends show up unannounced. With alcohol. She doesn’t drink. So we are a crowd now and they are well high and boisterous. She’s not feeling comfortable. I move her to the bedroom. Marafiki know their way around the house, so wanajua vile watajipanga if nikulala. We get to the bedroom and she’s so tensed up. We try making out, she’s just not reaching the required level. So we chat and chat and chat till about midnight. Now she’s cozy and relaxed. We make out again till her breathing is heavy, her nipples are hardening and her panty is wet as fuck. She’s ready to receive. We undress and I pull on the rubber. She’s holding my dick which has by now hardened like a piece of metal. Her eyes are closed, I can imagine she’s now absolutely ready to take it. I try to put it in nothing. It won’t go in. I place my finger in her pussy and she’s wet as fuck. So why can’t I go in? I try to push in nothing?
I’m thinking she must be tense or something. So I whisper soothing words as I try to guide it in, nothing. I try to force it in, she moves back with a jerk and squeals. We abandon mission and get back to chatting. She falls asleep. My dick is so hard I feel like it could burst open and kill me.
I head back to the living room where the boys are still drinking. “Guys let’s just head to town”. I wanna get to town and just get a random woman to stick my penis in cause am horny beyond words. I can’t remember what happened in town, but I know I didn’t get laid.
5ish we are back in the house. I’m slightly tipsy. She’s still asleep. Stark naked and looking like a little angel. I start nibbling on her neck and she wakes up. Im too horny to care about her morning breath. It’s evident that the girl is horny and she wants it. But wadau the dick totally refused to go in. So defeated we let go and she went home later that day.
From then on I was obsessed about fucking her. Every time we talked I’d steer the conversation back to sex. No more deep intellectual talks. I just needed to burst a nut inside her. Now I wanted to fuck her raw. Everyday, I could only talk about sex. Eventually her patience with me wore thin. When she couldn’t bare it any longer she blocked me.
3 years later we bump into each other by coincidence near UoN Chiromo. Strangely she’s excited to meet. We impromptu arrange a date. She’s still looking fine as hell despite her advanced age. Over dinner she fills me up on life. She’s married. Not sure if she said she has a kid or not. We have a pleasant dinner and say goodbye. Jioni napata nimeunblockiwa na nimepata message ya “thanks for a wonderful evening”.
Not having learnt any lesson at all, I reply with, “Man, how I wish I’d be heading back home with you after that dinner.” or whatever sexually charged message it was. And just like that nikakula block tena.
boss unakuwanga na experience ya all topics in the kijiji from phucking virgins in space crafts to phucking Bill Clintons daughters. kuna handle ingine inakuwanga na hizo same characteristics wacha nikumbuke