Unless it was just a DNA archive with testtubes and freezers, it is impossible to for a vessel measuring those dimensions to hold all animal species in pairs and some in flocks
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Kulikuwa hadi na dinosaurs ndani i say…kwani hiyo ark ilikuwa bwaku aje
Other jaba stories from the bible:
- A virgin giving birth
- 3 men crossing the desert on camels just following a start that was visible for 3 days and night
- a guy who got swallowed by a whale and stayed in its stomach for 7 days
- a lightskin cute boy killing an ugly giant with a perfect slingshot to the forehead from about 100 meters out.
- creating a walkway on the bed of the sea by parting its waters
- a donkey talking to its rider
- a god choosing meat over salad leading to the first murder by a kin folk
- a woman turning to a salt rock just because she looked back… women right?
- A snake talking to a woman and she wasn’t scared at all - remember, a snake has no voice box like humans do but well
- A very strong man who became weak once his head was shaved - by a woman! gaadaaamn son!
The greatest of all time:
- A guy riding a flaming chariot into the skies design ya marvel movies
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Na contradictions mingi kuliko fudhii yet it was authored with the help of an ALL KNOWING BEING
The Sabbath Day
“Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.” — Exodus 20:8
“One man esteemeth one day above another: another esteemeth every day alike. Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind.” — Romans 14:5
The Permanence of Earth
“… the earth abideth for ever.” — Ecclesiastes 1:4
“… the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.” — 2Peter 3:10
Seeing God
“… I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved.” — Genesis 32:30
“No man hath seen God at any time…”– John 1:18
Human Sacrifice
“… Thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Molech, neither shalt thou profane the name of thy God…” — Leviticus 18:21
[In Judges, though, the tale of Jephthah, who led the Israelites against the Ammonoites, is being told. Being fearful of defeat, this good religious man sought to guarantee victory by getting god firmly on his side. So he prayed to god] “… If thou shalt without fail deliver the children of Ammon into mine hands, Then it shall be, that whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return in peace from the children of Ammon, shall surely be the LORD’s, and I will offer it up for a burnt offering” — Judges 11:30-31
[The terms were acceptable to god — remember, he is supposed to be omniscient and know the future — so he gave victory to Jephthah, and the first whatsoever that greeted him upon his glorious return was his daughter, as god surely knew would happen, if god is god. True to his vow, the general made a human sacrifice of his only child to god!] — Judges 11:29-34
The Power of God
“… with God all things are possible.” — Matthew 19:26
“…The LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.” — Judges 1:19
Personal Injury
“…thou shalt give life for life, Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot. burning for burning, wound for wound, stripe for stripe. ” — Exodus 21:23-25
“…ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.” — Matthew 5:39
Circumcision
“This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised.” — Genesis 17:10
“…if ye be circumcised, Christ shall profit you nothing.” — Galatians 5:2
Incest
“Cursed be he that lieth with his sister, the daughter of his father, or the daughter of this mother…” — Deuteronomy 27:22
“And if a man shall take his sister, his father’s daughter, or his mother’s daughter…it is a wicked thing….” — Leviticus 20:17
[But what was god’s reaction to Abraham, who married his sister — his father’s daughter?] See Genesis 20:11-12
“And God said unto Abraham, As for Sara thy wife…I bless her, and give thee a son also of her…” — Genesis 17:15-16
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Nice!
Kama mungu aliumba Shetani akashuka dunia kutusumbua…then he sends his own son kutukomboa…bwana si uue huyu shetani bana.
From IRL experience, binadamu ndio shetani.
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Crazy shiet…what happened to those miracles that used to happen in Old and New Testament? Kwani ziliendanga wapi? All we see ni abracadabra za pastors nowdays
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Ndio hiyo 
Are you expressing disillusionment with religious teachings that rely on this text?
All stories in the bible are fictional. Meffi
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he preached about rain for 100yrs something mind you that people had never seen in there life . later in life even after being drunk God call him a righteous man . i believe in God as a personal choice not out of fear but conviction .
“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
― Mahatma Gandhi.
our faith has really been misrepresented . very sad indeed.
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Yaani huku kumejaa non believers! I will send some jihadists your way.