NO SATAN, YOU WILL NOT TEMPT ME USING MY PRETTY 21-YR OLD NIECE.....NO SATAN!.

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No, you kumaninas, get your small minds outta the gatta - it’s NOT that kind of temptation, stupid!

Nimefika home nikapata eti amekuja kusalimia uncle. She is at CUEA, second year.

And being the lovely, loving niece she is, she spared her lunch money and bought me two, TWO, White CUPS.

Kufika tu hivi amenihug alafu akaniambia, “Uncle, imagine today I brought you a pint…”

Akaenda fridge akatoa hizi.

Nimepiga picha quick quick nikangia bedroom ‘kuchange’ and here I am - torn between hurting my niece and drinking the two WHITE CUPS and falling off the wagon.

KWELI SHETANI ANA NGUVU.

(Reminds me about Don Corleone lamenting: “Every time I want to get out, they pull me back right in.”

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@Guru, saidia, pris.

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Kuka nipe huyo niece nimkule mpaka kwa settings na mkia dryfry AIMBE kikamba .

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Apa ndio unasemanga haithuruuuu…unafunga macho unaikunywa kama changaa.

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Kweli you were on a point of no return if your niece could bring you that. Tell her the truth… ‘Mummy thanks but I no longer take this sh*t’.

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A niece who wonna kill an uncle. Was that hug genuine? Heheheee

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Sasa your want to see heavens .¿¿ who will be taking whitecup?

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@Guru, ya kamamii haikataliwi juu am sure she really sacrificed to bring me the two pints. What if I refuse now and then she sees me drinking even wine in the future? She’s 21 - she might think I have something against her…

@Lisamarie (nice name by the way) stop being melodramatic. An adult nigga can die of two White CUPS? No, not any negro I know…

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Shika hii ingine guka. It is my gift to you before you die

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He he he he he he, @The_Virus , umeshinda. That pic has so much going on, sio kuma, sio huyo mama muislamu hapo juu ya can anakaa kama ametoka Mecca…epic!

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That niece is after your heart,and your mali. She wanna wait for you to get into a drunken haze and will her all that own…a living will. If those are relatives you need no enemies…

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sociolite na mbicha

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Umeshtua huyo mama mwarabu sana. It’s obvious she knows you’ve just taken her pic. I can only imagine what’s going through her mind right now

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“Huyu kafir picha ya pombe ni ya nini anapiga sasa?”

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@FieldMarshal CouchP pls respond to @uwesmake request.

Na ukunywi hiyo pombe kwani iko nene!

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Mbisha ya 21yrs old guka ikam

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Mlevi lazima atafute excuse.

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@FieldMarshal CouchP you such a stubborn old firt. Why do you call my beer WHITE CUP since the day I corrected you? ION ndio nimeanza my daily doze.

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Kuka. just take those two. They will not do you any harm. however stay faithful to your course.

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It’s time you admit you are an alcoholic… yani you had to come up with such an elaborate story to justify your drinking to us? Sheda toooooppooooo.

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Huyo nyanya alikua ameona lengo lako.