No RAIN, KULENI KIBURI YENU

This service was actually needed. You don’t know the damage those things can do to maize farms

Hizo ngombe mbili ziambiwe mvua si ya mama zao warelease ama tuwatoe from power

I remember seeing a video where an old man from Muranga really complained about the nugu menace in the area. He was being interviewed by some popular Kikuyu broadcaster who was laughed through the session because of how funny the whole story sounded. I now realize that old man was actually serious.

Even the kitui gafana was on a blame mission on transporters of charcoal. Global warming is real let’s not fool ourselves, but is it because of a few trees getting fell?

It’s actually raining now. Na niko ukambani.

Leo kumenyesha vinoma huku kwetu.Hakuna cartels za mvua

Unasema nini sasa

Maji yalikatwa nayo mvua imekatalia juu serikali saidia

And most of the cash will be eaten by a different kind of monkey

Mau deforestation effects are real…

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man this is just sad

Do you remember when Raila tried to evict people from Mau forest to protect the water catchment area and Ruto said that rain comes from heaven?

Get your facts right bro, it’s not Ruto who uttered that statement, it was former Bureti MP Paul Sang.

GOD IS THE BEST WEATHER MAN…HIZO ZENU NI PANG’ANG’A!!

Murang’a no wana tu na Mwangi wa Iria.

Low precipitation

Ukweli huyo msee hajatusaidia

I believe the weather man is called a meteorologist, wewe ni mtu wa flat earth society

Ata mimi naona hivyo, stand up for your rights hapana kubali kutishwa

I hope this comment is a bad joke