No marriage in heaven

When you die and your wife dies do you reunite in heaven and act like you don’t know each other?

Tutaenda hell

My church is the Seventh Day Adventist Church. Wapenzi wa Bwana, MARANATHA!

L. N. G. White tells the Adventists that all your loved ones will go with you to heaven. They have a very vivid description of how heaven looks like and how life will be when we get there. WE means the ADVENTISTS ONLY. Nyinyi wengine nyote, hata uwe wa kanisa gani, hata uwe bishop mkubwa vipi, mtachomwa mmalizwe kabisaaa! Hapana cheza na Yesu!!

Since it has been some time since I listened to the word I and I have forgotten many details, shetani shindwe, I will go do research and come back later.

MMeanwhile, wewe angaliaga hizi picha za vile tutavybe Yesu akija! rhpas0659.jpg

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There is no heaven, so there is no marriage in heaven

Na sijui kama kuna mpira huko. I want to continue watching the greatest team (Manchester United) playing.

we won’t remember our past lives… because how can you live in peace knowing your family/friends are burning forever…

Hakuna negro binguni Jesus is racist.

Prophet LNG White teaches us that all the crooked will be straightened out. If you are black you will be made white as snow!

Kwani ni wazungu tu wataenda heaven?

The old testament never talks about nothing about salvation by the blood of a christ, any judgment day, resurrection of the dead on the judgement day or anything called heaven or hell.

Hehe. How come there no blacks in those photos?

Niliona Jews are divided on whether or not afterlife exists. I’ve heard some Rabbi say there is afterlife… Then I heard Rabbi Tovia (yule anatukananga Christians YouTube) say it is unknown whether there is afterlife.

Hakuna songs hunishukishia kama izo Choir za SDA. Mnaraukia mapema kudunga kitenge, sing some songs without rhythm, chorus or an identifiable verse, all you do is swallow alot of air, sing with exaggerated bass or alto or even soprano whichever note your vocal cord can deliver, and call that music. You then go ahead and package 10 stinky ones into a CD and call that an album, then demand that all the church patrons to buy your CD to develop the youth projects in the church.

What do you call this

That’s my church for you! No tea, no coffee, no meat and, most important, no pussy! You indulge in those vices you are no Adventist na hutaiona Paradiso!

At the time of Jesus they were divided the same way into multi factions that defined their sects. There were those who believed in kiyama and those who didn’t. Jesus, as per the gospels, was a kiyama apologist. So was Paul. Richard Carrier says that resurrection, judgment of sinners and heaven were concepts the Israelites borrowed from the Iranians when they were taken there as captives.

Just how many SDA chors are there and why do they all sound the same?? Even their beats sound the very same

Some SDA songs are fire bana. Hata ile ilivuma ya umetutoa mbali ukatushika mkono is a SDA hit.

SDA.
SDA are really fond of talking about heaven.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBd87TACLcE

So heaven ni wazungu tupu according to your pictures? No wonder you lick arror anus daily

Upuzi.
Naona dim eyes wengi hapo