I am writing this piece on my way back to Nairobi from shags. The holidays were definitely long but my friend Vicious Pit, a.k.a Vic, a.k.a Ms. V tells me drama in Nairobi didn’t take a holiday (it never does…). She is telling me of how one odiero chille found her boyfriend, also an odiero sharing sputum with the head waitress at a famous Lounge in Buru!
Apparently that’s not the drama. Drama is when the victimized chille decided to literary take matters into her own hands and landed a Grants bottle on the unsuspecting waitress’s head! What ensued was the cat fight of the year that left both lasses half naked, equally battered and ram-shackled! Vic tells me not a single patron moved or dared break out the fight. I guess everyone was either too fucked up to move or really needy for some new year shit.
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Ungeleta hekaya ya shags…nairobi wachia shetani
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Dat shit ain’t new…it happens everywhere not just nairobi!
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