Fellas,let’s up our standards when it comes to the ladies we engage in coitus.Don’t be fucking for the sake of fucking,have some standards in you man!As a popular comedian once said,I’m not fucking her if she ain’t got gym membership card or a degree…why?Coz aint fucking no fat and dumb bishes…pick a struggle bitchcrowd laughed hysterically
Here is a short list of girls to not give mjouls next year.
1.Jobless-No mjouls
2.Living with parents-No Mjouls
3.Earning less than 60k in this here Nairobi-No mjouls
4.Has no car or cannot afford taxify/über/safeboda-No mjouls
5.Weave has stayed more than 3 weeks-No mjouls
6.Unapologetic feminist-No mjouls
Some of you will ask me why I’m posting this on a Sunday morning rather than be in a church singing praise and worship to a foreign religion that our forefathers embraced when the white man stole our land and heritage…but I got to tell you since I read Atlas Shrugged-a book I highly recommend you all read-my view on religion rapidly evolved.
Happy SINday ktalkers!