Njaanuari...

my payslip hii njaanuari: basic salary- 60k, hse allowance 15k. commuter allowance 8k, extraneous allowance 20k. gross 115k. deductions; nhif 15k, rent plus bills 15k, deni ya duka 6k, home pub 8k, sport pesa 12k (Chelsea and Man-u nkt), kuwatch mpira na outing 12k, equity overdraft 8k, kcb loan 30k, salary advance sacco, 8k, loan 1,2,3,4 sacco 20k. net pay 109kshs. Ata nilienda atm ka 3 na ni kama kuna shida juu sioni option ya withdraw cash?

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Hii njaanuari imekataa kuisha ama nini??. nimeenda kwa bar kuketi tu, halafu waiter akacome kuniuliza, " nikuuzie? " nikasema, " plz sina". akaleta pilsner. saa hizi naosha ukuta

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hiyo nhif ya 15k premium inakaa ina cover hadi plastic surgery

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Hii njaanuary unapata 1K ulikuwa umesahau mahali and your friends have to restrain you from going on national TV to declare you will pay teachers all their arrears.

Sawa nimeketi

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Eti posing a thread and being the first to comment is like …

wanking to your image in the bathroom mirror

Peasant problems.today @junkie made 26,000 tax free.while others were rushing to the atm to withdraw mimi naenda Ku deposit.
Am expecting to get my rent cash biz za kesho

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This January phenomena is overhyped, the only good thing about it is that it provides me with a reason to be extra stingy to people.

If every January you find yourself in the same financial situation as the year before while maintaining the same income, you are an idiot.

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It’s your time to shine…

Hate the game…

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I do that…don’t knock it till you try it

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uko sure wewe ni elder?

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…na brain transplant pia…

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Unatengeza pesa kama hiyo na wewe bado ni tenant with a manual toyota. Peasant wewe!

Lanes my mblo.fyi my next car will still be a manual.I love changing gears.
Mambo ya kujenga ni mdogo.shit is expensive as fuck.not forgetting I have dependants who milk me dry on a daily

Na bado [B][I]miscellaneous[/I][/B] kama kukopeshana,airtime and bla bla bla

When you achieve that then you can come here and brag, otherwise keti pale--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------> karibu na ma NV

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Sawa mbirionare

So by your own admission you are a stingy fella. Little wonder you can’t keep even a girlfriend.
Ooh I know, don’t start that nonsense of ask your wife how I treat her.

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