Nimerudi. How was your weekend y'all?

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You know Mrs Okiya and myself signed a memorandum of understanding where we don’t have access to social media, TV, newspapers, mobile gadgets and other communication paraphernalia during the weekend so as to avoid disturbance.

This week was going to be a fantastic one until I received the breaking news of burglary at ODM house. This is another dark day in the history of Kenya. It reminds me of when Standard newspaper was raided. But just like how we overcame the incident of goons hired by our rivals to disrupt our party elections in Kasarani, we shall overcome . We call upon speedy investigations by the police.

I am looking forward for the pope’s visit both in Nairobi and Uganda. Immediately after the mass at UON, I will jet out to Uganda to pick my friend who wants to attend the biggest party of the year in East and Central Africa- Ramogi Night. The party will be held at Carnivore on Friday and not even El-Nino can stop it. There will also be Ramogi Night for our brothers and sisters in the diaspora on 28th November 2015 at Starlight Suite, London, United Kingdom (282-300 Lea Bridge Rd, London E10 7LD)

As promised, I am buying liquor for all who will be in attendance.

I wish you all a nice week ahead and may God bless your hustles.

I now invite anyone with a burning conspiracy theory

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Sycophants muko wapi na shemeji sijakutaja.

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:Dunatumianga nini lakini…lazima tujue mnaficha nini bana.

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baba has been embezzling party funds and he hired the men in black to steal the documents, he should step aside since the buck stops with him

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:D:D:D
hii ni kama waiguru kuresign.

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Iyo pact yenu ni poa. Dunia haitaisha ukiwa offline for 3 days.

Meanwhile, does anybody have that list of the roads that will be blocked during the popes visit?

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No roads will be blocked, infact even the currently blocked roads (due to construction, rehabilitation, grabbing intentions, etc) will be open.:smiley:

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another okiya classic…hukuona kama kunyang’anya waiguru biker ni news?

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http://tuko.co.ke/67939-pope-nairobi-visit-major-roads-to-be-closed.html

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Sanda sana.

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News will be when our distant cousin Rege makes it to cabinet. Iyo siku ata nitajoin jubilee for a few days

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BABA WA TAIFA ATUPATIE HOLIDAY YA POPE TUKUNYWE POMBE TUKIMKARIBISHA

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