So nimekuwa nikisoma mahekaya za elders huku about the hardcore Luthuli Avenue. Jana usiku wamenishika pants down. So niko SJ kula hep napata dem msupuu sana anaitwa Naomi. We agree to spend the night together but club ilipokaribia kufungwa ma boy wangu wakakuja wakasema we go elsewhere. Naomi akashika nare as she wanted to spend the night SJ. Akasema nimlipe kumtupia time. Nikakataa. Off we we went with my boys. Wamenichocha vile kuna madem kwenye tunaenda. Kufika. Napata ni madem wawili ma boy kama nane. Wanakata makali na kulipua jaba. Nisha jam. Nikatulia hadi 4am. Nikahepa kurudi tao ndio nilale kiasi na nioshe rungu. Nikakuta SJ wamejaza rooms za kulala. Next ni Lazarus. Nika book room at 5am. But nikasema nigonge Luthuli Ave nilete dem. Kufika huko some shiny eye stops me. We are talking about story za shot sikui nini. Kidogo naona dem mwingine anapita nyuma yangu. It hit me to check my pockets. Wazito!!! Simu ongetiti. Nikajua ni huyo dem nilisimama na yeye amenisanya. I confront her. Akaanza drama ati i search her. Nikamshow ati amepee huyo dem alipita nyuma. Long story short. I told her najua ni yeye amenisanya phone and we can negotiate how much i can buy it back instead of going sell it cheap. After all drama dem akadai 10k. Nikamshow simu yenyewe ni ya 8k( lies) coz she asked me the value. Nikajua nikisema high atakwamia 10k. Kidogo dem akasema niwache wallet yangu na watchie na akashika ID yangu akasema we go to Mpesa to withdraw 5k. Wazito…nikatii…phone ni Samsung galaxy note 9. Lanye ikakuja na mbogi ya madem kama 5. Kufika mpesa shop. Mmoja akaniwai simu yangu. Ishazimwa already. Nikatoa doh 5k nikawawai. Wakaniwai ID tukarudi kwa watchie got my wallet back. And we all went our ways. Nikashow huyo dem since amenikula 5k hivo asiniwache hivo bana. Aniwai hata kama ni shot bane. Akasema hawezi coz hajui kama tukiingia room nitamuua coz ya hiyo ukora wamenifanyia. Nikarudi Lazurus kulala minus 5k minus ikuss. Kuamka asubuhi sasa leo. Sunday. I check out at Lazurus. As i go kuchukua ndae i get some lanye hapo nje Lithuli wamesimama. Mimi na njaa zangu nikaamua kwenda shot. Nimetoa dem nje kwa street akanishow twende some accommodation place. Nikakula shot. Nikauliza dem kama hapo kunakuwanga na makarao nikitoka akasema zii. Nikashuka na nikaanza kwenda kwa ndae. Kidogo nasikia nashikwa mkono from behind. Some two young guys identify themselves as cops. Ati wananishika na prostitution. Nikajua nimeisha. Kijana pigwa pingu.ati twende central. Nikatii. Nikawashow wanionyeshe a form of ID. Wakasema watanionyeshea cell. Ati “kijana si ulikuwa kutombana na kueneza corona twende ndani” .wakasema niwaonyeshe phone yangu and i unlock it. Nikawashow simu yangu is private property na has nothing to do na chenye wamenishikia. Wakasema kijana unajifanya mjuaji. Tukafika hapo kwa bridge ndio uingie central. Wananishow ati nifiche pingu chini ndio makarao wengine wasinione. Kidogo wanasema kama niko na 5k. Nikawachow waingie kwa wallet yangu. Wakipata 5k waende na zote. Kidogo simu ikalia. Ni gf ana call. Ãssholes snached my phone and picket it. Wakamuuliza who i am to her. Akasema ni bf. Wakamshow ajitayarishe kuja central coz makosa wamenishikia ni kubwa sana . Wakasema 5k or they tell the truth. Nikawashow sina anything more than 700 cash. Wakasema na kwa mpesa? Nikawashow sina any pia. Mõtherfuckers ask me to show them my mpesa balance. I comply. Iko na 400ksh only. Wakaninyanganya the 700 in cash wakanishow niende nikatoe fare kwa mpesa shop na niambie gf nimeshikia traffic infraction. Manze thats how my weekend was. Stay safe villagers. Hizi hekaya hupigwa huku ni za ukweli. Zote zimenipata in the same night.
That is how maulana protected from contracting AIDS and many other diseases,if all your story is true
Wooi, hapo gathee umewezwa na Nairobi nightlife. Kwanza kununua Simu yako bana
Its all true. Nimelete testimony huko. Hizi vitu hu happen real life. Thought mimi ni mjanja coz sijawai shikwa nazo. Leo na jana usiku nimetii. 100% true story. Sina time ya kuandika hekaya za abunuasi
I had to. Either loose a 80k phone ikauzwe 10k or check some 5k and get it back. If i lost it. I would have lost everything bana. They say " if they get you by the balls…your heart and soul will follow" walikuwa wamenishika makende hapa.
I have no doubt. Kwanza hii ya kushikwa na makanju mwitu in the name of Karao happens to many guys. Central na Kamukunji cells 70% ya occupants ni wa makosa kama haya. Fine ni ile kitu iko nayo na kunegotiate.
Iyo kitu imenishtua bana. Nimeshtuka sana ata saa izi bado nmeshtuka. Naona nkishtuka adi lunch time bana. We!!
Kiyana. Next time screw several lanyes and take their numbers. Ukitaka kuosha rungu, book room then call the lanye to come to your room.
When you asked that lady about cops, that’s the moment she alerted the conmen.
Being told ufiche pingu is simple, they are not cops and did not want attention.
Hizo pingu zilifanya mangumi zitembee majengo. Nime enda gikomba kubuy zile mambao za kuwekelea ma fridge na ma freezer juu. Nikaacha gari nje ya mosque ikioshwa nikatembea. After ku buy nikapatia jamaa wa trolley aziskume tukirudi nje ya mosque nikimfwata nyuma.
On our way back mse wa trolley alikuwa anapita machuom zingine za kimaajabu. Place zingine unapata majamaa wanakunywa changli hapo nje. Kutokelezea kwa lami hivi mse akani shika mkono from behind akisema nyinyi ndio mnatomba malaya na kuharibu watoto hapa majengo leo utasema mbele. Mse wa trolley naye ameenda kuenda hajui chenye inahappen.
Nikauliza hao wasee wawili hao ni nani. Wakwanza bado amenishikilia mkono. Hawakujibu. Jamaa wa pili akatoa pingu akatry kuniwekelea. Zile mangumi zilitembea hapo ni za stima. Wasee walikua wanatokelezea kwa main road ya kuelekea mosque kama wanajipangusa mavumbi.
I don’t think they were cops.
You are very gullible and soft.
The moment that lanye admitted to have stolen your phone ungemtishia maisha umwambie uko na yeye hadi kule anaishi and she will never know peace. Those hoes only have confidence when they are together and in their stronghold. Ukipatana na yeye stage akienda home anakurudishia hio 5k mbio mbio sana.
Pore brasa, I get to hear these stories on this platform and I thank God that i was raised in a different way, coz ive never dreamt visiting ladies of night dens.
And to imagine ulikuwa umejitayarisha “kutingisha kitanda” kabisa…
You should have aborted the mission ile time lanye walikutoka 5k.
Bad judgement bro. Imesha happen na nime learn boss. Never pick a lady off the streets coz hao makarao ni kama wameji set strategically to nab you. Sijawai naswa hapo SJ. Luthuli ni moto ya kuotea mbali
…addiction ya lanye Ni mbaya kweli. Akona na dem na Bado anaendea mizoga… Hizi sex escapade huwa zashangaza… But Bado Ni life experience :D:D
am squinting banae, haujui kitu inaitwa paragraphs
I always prefer kungurus coming over to my place rather than me risking my safety by going into their territory.
Also, avoid cheap kungurus because they come with unpleasant experiences. Take your time and search online for decent escorts
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D…acha pombe…when ukiwa sobber lanye huogopa kukugonga
Simp nigger ulienda kujaribu kula lanyez kama veterans uliza wenyeji wakushw sisi huenda hadi na laptop ya job
kenya haiendi mbali.