Nimeblunder: Mboch ako na ball

Some time back wife laid off the previous maid. The maid had an attitude issue, na wife hapendi mchezo. Akamchuja.

Preparing the kids, breakfast, homework na house chores sio mchezo. Wife got a new househelp, this one from the coast region.

I came from jobo. Sikujua wife had got a new maid. Wife was teaching her how to cook. I introduced myself “Mi ni baba watoto”. She smiled akasema jina lake.

Si mweupe sana wala sio mweusi sana. Hips chonjo. Haga wazimu. Tuseme tu slim thick.

First month there was no action. Just subtle compliments and flirting. “Umepika poa ata kuliko mama watoto” “Hio skirt itaanzisha maandamano” All the while dem anacheka tu innocently. At times when wife na watoto were out, she would mop the floor kama amevalia blouse bila bra alafu a very skimpy leso. And she knew what she was doing… Dem akiinama wacha tu.

Second month narudi home lunch time, wife is at jobo. I knock, no response. I have my own key for such emergencies, so nafungua mlango. I head to my bedroom. Dem anafungua mlango ya shower, clad in a tiny towel yenye inatoa figa yake mzima. She’s startled because she didn’t expect to see me either. Katowel nako kamehang precariously. Only her firm titties seemed to be holding it in place. Papo hapo kwa corridor nikafungua server. Bila CD.

I bought some self test kits the next day. We tested sote tukatoka safi kama pamba… Then it became a habit. A guilty pleasure. Almost everyday nigerudi home lunch time, except when wife is off or kids are home…

Nimerudi home saa hii. Dem ananishow hii mwezi ile kitu haijahappen. Anasema kuna morning sickness ameanza kuhisi pia. She’s never had kids before. And she’s not willing to abrot. I can’t force her, since ni mwili yake.

Nimekubali Choices have consequences.

Wife akijua mimi kwisha. Katumbo kakianza kuonekana aibu itajaa plot. I feel like I’m in a dream. About to lose wife, kids and dignity all over a slimy, warm, wet hole.

Venye Kibe husema, piga io macende yako mangumi before it’s too late…

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@MatapikoMoto your wise counsel and vast experience is required in this matter

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A man who sleeps with the help is an idiot. Your wife will surely divorce you, not because you cheated, but because you completely disrespected her and ashamed her, took her dignity away.

If you must ever cheat, cheat with a better woman.

Ghasssia!!

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Ungetumia CD.Lakini si ata afadhali kuingia online badala ya hizi aibu ndogo

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Either she procures an abortion or you move her out of town…congratulations for getting yourself a second wife

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Admin tunajua handwriting yako.

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As advised by elders here… Shida sio the cheating but the lack of respect… Your wife will feel humiliated… Best thing ni kufukuza huyo dame and pay for bills chini ya maji

Huyo batoto batazaliwa atakuwa bashoga kama mkamba bajinga @PERDITION

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Wapi photo?

@patco the homosexual fagget crossdresser mbwa wewe

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You don’t sceew the help ever, sasa watch your lust render you a single man again, with 2 baby mamas to boot. You messed royally

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You are not only finished but you are finished completely.

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Elders such long tales ought to be accompanied by concrete evidence hata kama ni picha ya blouse kwa corridor. Otherwise it might be @sokwemtu carrying us mangoes with his fantasies gently wanking in his mothers bedroom

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Why are you trying to shift blame?Have you no self control?

Lea mtoto wako mzee.

Tunajua ni traffic bait however they say kids are blessings ,she has to disappear mueke kwa bedsitter na uajibike kama mzazi baada ya DNA maybe mlisalimiana na Jonte wa gas.

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Lesson learned. we all make mistakes…

In the heat of the moment I don’t know what happens common sense inapotea… I agree it was my mistake…

Abortion is out of the question… Ata yeye amekataa. Plus it’s not ethical in my view…
The issue is not the kid I can take care of that since it’s my error. But How do I explain to my wife? Plus the aibu in the neighborhood…

I thought of that but not the kufukuza part… Maybe just pay for her flight to coast and tell her to keep it on the low…

hamna worries ruto atalipia diapers first six months :rofl: :rofl: in other news, you are severely fwacked

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