Nimeanza ku exude parental pheromones

General
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Leo kuna mtoto wa wa neighbour out of nowhere amenikimbilia akanihug kwa magoti. I was taking a stroll back to my place.

Nimefeel poa Sana.
Lakini madem wa huku hawanielewi. Huwa ninaboeka na second attempt at them.
I dont call them twice.
I don’t initiate conversations.
I don’t do small talk.

Niko introvert ka faken.
Whatever shall I do?

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@Tauren banae, gani hizi tena

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stay talibaan.

5

Uko karibu kupatikana na slay queen, hizo ni dalili

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Na mama yake mnarelate kivipi?

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Hata siongei na watu kwa plot. I just come from work and get into my place.

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Hehe, children are just innocent little people looking for appreciation, they can’t read your mind. Just humour them and go about your life; only, don’t give anyone’s kid edibles, if you wanna avoid issues with the mothers

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Niaje wakandan. Nilidhania umeingia embotut na scones ukapotea. Kumbe upo? Uhali.

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Mama yake is laying a trap on you.

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Hio ya calling them twice I also struggle…
Do you plan kuingia planteshen?

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I have to one way or another. Nature demands it someday. Hata sijui itakuwaje

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Worst case scanerio is to marry a single mum…

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Have thought of maybe you are gay?

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Another problem banae