Niko Stimu Vi-Ndyalala... Alafu Tanaswa Anaanza Kumezeshea,,,NKT....

I am Not a Lawyer But i know that my Married “ngao-frend” has No Leg to stand on on this Case…

My Weekend started today juu was working all through Sato na Jana alafu there is some Random white chick i met sijui kitu kama 2 months ago in the middle of the night in my work nilikuwa na-deliver burungo flani near a night club and this chick was off her face drunk so kakaanza kunibongelesha as i got on with my job nikamwambia in a joking way,chukua my Digits and Buzz me later when i finish my job. … That was 7 weeks ago.
Hiyo simu huwa situmii and i keep forgeting it at home kila time nikienda job.
So,Juzi niko job ya 2 Nights away from home alafu this woman i am seeing akajileta kwa keja juu nili-blunder kumpatia keys akadai ati anakuja kuningoja.
Saturday night apparently the phone went off and it was this white chick calling me ati “mpango mpango?”…
Tanaswa was the one that answered the call na sasa ananipatia “Attitude” and insisting that i call this Chick back.
Kumbe hajui as soon as i spoke to her jana , i phoned this chick back and she told me that she had endured a torrent of Insults and all manner of verbal abuse from Tanaswa But ofcourse i cant let Tanaswa know that i contacted her after she told me about the Latenight phonecall…
Mimi na shangaa.;
Why is she even getting so “deep” and yet she has a Husband and 2 kids back in South Africa?
Alafu, i made it clear from the on-set that i was not looking for a relationship.

Sasa amenirusha stimu.
All i wanted was to watch Formula One ya jana which i Recorded before i left na nijibambe na Vodka yangu which i feel that i am Entitled to in Peace bila “sumbua”
The way i see it; She is getting too Attached.
Its time to let her GO!.. Women just Can`t control their Feelings Can They?..
Haithuru!..

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@uncle nyam and @Nefertities
I Beg you to keep your opinions to yourselves.
I Shall Not be held Responsible for Any Outbursts if i see you Snooping Around.

(P.S I know that commenting First on your own thread is equivalent to wanking to your own Selfie…)

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Free constant puthy exists side by side with unicorns. I thought a man who has been round the block a couple of times knew this already man

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Sijui kama wahitaji ushauri wangu. Ni dhahiri moyo wako bado mchanga na haujui uchungu wa mapenzi.

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I feel you mblo.
These Kuntz will be the end of us

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Free Pussy Is a Myth something ought to give

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I agree with you on almost all issues but this kikikiki laughter puts me off .ni hayo tu kwa sasa

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I smell another nasty divorce

http://static.tumblr.com/b32b60130d17d280a22103261f66adc5/jvcheui/wgonphm25/tumblr_static_2hrfdr6yjby8c8gsc4cwwowgs.png

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[SIZE=7]TRY HARDER[/SIZE]
Review chapter on how to lie convincingly.

Na leo si mmemwonea @Nefertities sana. What am i missing?

He he he…dreamy eyes

Endelea tu kukamua bibi ya wenyewe! By the way, How does a Xhosa speak when angry. Clicking all the way…

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Tanaswa is balls deep into your ass because you promised her a future the two of you . Romeo nd Juliet happy ever after and isht. If all you wanted was to ram her ass then why didnt you make it clear like @Kidinyi ? If a woman sees youbas a deadbeat or no future between the two of you as in hakuna mahali mtapelekana then why should she cling on your ass? hihihi well played makaveli.

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Sina Hoja ila kuuomba ushauri wako @Mkufuu .
Itakuaje mwanamke atajipa madaraka ya kuipokea Simu yangu ikilia na Sipo?..
AKA! Huyu mke wa watu itabidi akumbuke maafikiano yetu kwanzia mwanzo!..
Sikutaka bibi ila nilikuwa nasaka matombi TU!..
Kasheshe na Balaa ampelekee mumewe…

I Never promised her SHIT!..
If anything,i made it plain clear that we were Nothing more than “Shag- Buddies”.
She has the audacity to answer my Phone ?..
She Just crossed the Line as far as i am concerned and she has to GO!

Imitation is the Best Form of Flattery… "Ni hayo tu "- ( @Ka-Buda 2015)

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Iko time I took in some girl,:she was to stay from Wednesday to Monday. Hiyo Sunday she’s on my phone as am making us pancakes for breakfast, kumbe she was busy snooping. She sent some other chick a text to 'keep off her husband". She left that very day.

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These women can be too possessive too quickly.
Kumbe hawajui thats exactly what you DONT need at that time… you chose her because you couldn`t deal with the dramas of being in relationship,alafu sasa anataka kukuweka in the same predicament!..

hehehe yeye bure kabisa