Nikikumba how many nyar nyanzas have given me the standing ovation

While reciting how I am the best thing beyond Luanda Magere… Mimi hushangaa shida ya waluhya ni nini. Why can’t AFC Leopards win against Gor Mahia, why can’t Luhya poitical leadership chat the best path for her people and nation?

Pia mimi hukumbuka nikiwa in a certain high school huko western, the government African school, I could sleep eat and still hammer guys without so much struggle. Only one jaluo could beat me in Chemistry by 3 marks. But being a real son of the soil,taken to the forest by my grandfather,I decided to solve all problems in a certain text book called ‘Test it & fix it QnA’, and I eventually beat the jaruo 100% while he scored his 97%.

Anyway, when colonialists left, they elevated one African to be their puppet and rule over other Africans. I guess it didn’t end their, they also elevated tribes to create hierarchies and Luos are meant to rule Luhyas on behalf of any other power.

What a sad tale to end with!! Anyway, some of the finest, smart and sweet ladies in my books r luhyas… So I think the men are the problem.

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Ati ulipata 100% in what?

@Ndindu hebu karibia hapa

I know it’s a miracle to you, but regardless, tuliza fujo na hii:

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This dude has clearly said he used to hammer boys in that school.

So you are a genius who doesnt know that kenya premier league results are determined by betting companies?
A genius who doesnt know that there is no singular tribe called Luhyia?
With that horrid grammar there is no way you would write correct chemical formulas…no way.

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what is the ROI if I meet those standards on ktalk? Kucheza chini is valuable

Yaani you boast of being book smart then post such shit. Very oxymoronic. Worse still holding onto things that happened when you were a student and letting a former classmate, who didn’t even give a rat ass that you were competing with him, stay in your head rent free.

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Upus thread by an idiot.

The high point of your life was high school. What a loser.

Hii story enda ambia mboch wenu

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Leo tunakaanga kina @Maize_Combuster ? Here we go

Luhya Men are naturally WHITE-KNIGHTS,

They have this false belief that they can save a woman who has been rejected in the dating market.

A Luhya man can marry someone’s wife who has children and think he has done something heroic.

A Luhya man will even sell his land or property to go live with a woman older than him, who has children from other men.

A Luhya man can withdraw all his salary and give it to someone’s wife in the hope that this woman will abandon his husband and elect to live with the Luhya man.

— and therefore,

When you see women praising Luhya men as:

• Understanding

• Romantic

• Kind

• Generous

It is because they know Luhya men are fools who can lower their standards to rescue a low-value woman.

Luhya men,

LISTEN!

You are not Jesus.

Just like in politics, refuse to be a doormat.

You will not succeed where other men fail.

Luo men rulling luhya men? You must be suffering from gachagua syndrome…there is nothing an ugly crocodiled skin,lake victoria black mamba can tell me even in my death bed…The only people I can somehow give audience to are your big assed women ,with tight putthies…but scary faced.

Those concentrating on the high school part never understood anything.