Niko undisclosed lokeshen downing a Pilsner. So nimeambia waitress/barmaid sitaki glass. I drink straight from the bottle like a G. I don’t trust club glasses. Ni mimi pekee?
This is very rich coming from someone who once confessed of waiting for wazee waende dancefloor ndio aibe pombe from their glasses. But on a serious note, pia mimi nimeanza kuprefer disposable cups to glasses. Hii Kenya kuamini mtu imekuwa ngumu sana. Hata business owner himuselefu is out to rob you.
I’m sure you only chug down beer from the bottle if you’re the one footing the bill and in the company of your friends. You know, in one of those drinking dens with a dirty fluttering kitambaa curtain at the door hapo Mwihoko. Lakini when one of your wababaz invites you pale Tamarind Lang’ata, I can bet that’s when the elaborate charade begins.
You feign sophistication by using a glass, pretending to be fancy. You know, like swirling the drink around in the glass and sniffing it before taking a delicate sip. When he orders wine, you take the charade to an even higher level. You become a wine connoisseur, analyzing the “notes” before finally taking a sip and smiling at each other amorously. Shenzi sana.
You then sneak out to take a selfie at the ablutions with your iPhone 6. Gotta do it for the Gram and glam bruh. When your friends see you rolling in such places, you tell them eti Forex this, crypto that. Utter nonsense from a lambistic gigolo!
Sisi watu wa upcountry tunaendanga country clubs au secluded resorts na hatunanga hii shida kapsaa. Sijui yinyi watu wa town munaishia aje kweli. Mulianzia na kuogopa kula chakula ya mabibi zenu kwa nyumba, unless utumie mtoi kaa taster for verification purposes, to make sure it’s not poisoned … ati ndio usimezeshwe steel wool banae. Sasa ndio hii tena mumeanza kushuku kunywa pompe kwa glass pale local. Hii yenu sasa ndo maisha gani …
Depends on the club. But kaa bado unacheza na low level locals, play safe. Your crypto investments will come to upgrade you one day since you are the number one Stunner of crypto, vile @AndyLLB amesema.
