I think i have trust issues with my phone. So pardon me.
It was around jioni, and the coomer holder, was more than willing to tell me her name and her school “unaitwa nani, shule yenu ni gani, basi yenu iko wapi, uko form” that kind of crap… Sorry that time those words earned you a quickie kwa basi.
It so happened that she was a mungikiress, a yellow yellow one for that matter,
I had a green blazer, inside was a white t-shirt, hizi za shule. A grey trouser well ironed and black shoes, so we kind of matched with her, her name i can’t remember, same with her school.
We talked a lot of things, about trump, global warming, illegal logging in kenya, how I’m a time traveler,.my business in nyairofi among others. The gods had other plans for me, we became so comfortable hadi tukashikana mkono. That thing felt magical, a boner was inevitable in a scenario, i guess it’s illegal brew that was talking, of which she enjoyed a lot.
I was sure hapa slices ntapewa nyuma ya basi giza ikiingia. My hands could find my way to her mammary glands to brush invisible dust from my queen.
Saitan is not kipii, it started drizzling and that meant one thing, we had to part or rather find shelter na tena basi zilikuwa zinenda which could have been disastrous. She suggested we go to her bus so that she could write for me her home address and po box, ndio in the holidays i write a letter.
I found it was a good idea, still it was drizzling, sahizo nimemshika kiuno. The Alejandro in me, (kama ni @uwesmake angeandika Alehandro)… saw it was the best opportunity to be romantic. I took off my blazer(makosa) nikajifunika na mrembo wangu. Ma story zina flow, kumbe I’m a target, kamvua ikaongezeka and people started running in all directions to like scattered bees.
Picture this, niliinua blazer juu tukajifunika pamoja, thus she was closer to me than before, nyonyo nazo zinaruka ruka juu tuna jogg. My concentration was on her kcc. A nigga(maybe even two) came from behind and within a split second nilikuwa nimeonwa ngumi kama thate za mgongo. My mind registered many things at that second (i saw the afterlife,.myself in a coffin, my classmates burying my remains all clad in uniforms, the news headlines how a student died at a school event after being mob justiced)
After coming back to my senses, i let out a shrill cry" aaayayaya*kunja uso and imagine hiyo uchungu ya mgongo. Everything happened in less than a minute, kuangalia nyuma nikaona kajamaa ka skinny ka kihepa. When i turned back, that’s the last time huyo dem aliniona, hile mbiyo nilitoka nayo hapo, wacha tu. I could have ashamed bolt, niliwacha dem akijiongelesha.hata kwaheri sikusema.
Apparently, shule yetu ilikuwa imepigana which was not new, and so in retaliation they were looking for us, imagine what could have befallen me, hii hekaya ingea dikwa na mtu mwingine, under TBT “How we lost a classmate in nakuru”.
I swear that was a boxer, hizo ngumi zilikuwa na uzito. %To that beautiful girl, just understand, i had to run away, your address was not important than my life. Hope we meet and give me the address and the coomer . Asande sana
ulikua Njoro boys ama Narok high?
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Hekaya safi mushukiwa wachana na dimwits wanajaza huku , elders,V.S leteni likes hekaya 100@℅
Sande @pamba… Tumewazoea… Lakini watarudi Tuesday. So the village we’ll be cool
Hekaya swafi don’t mind the gays hapo juu
Hekaya safi. But I thought vita unaongelea ni ile within school premises. Sisi tulikuwa tunanyamaza wakati wa vita. Alafu mlango inafungwa ndio wrestling issishe. Vita si mchezo, guys used to fight wanachoka hadi wana angaliana wakisema “wewe ningekuchafua sura” Na hiyo time hakuna kitu inawazuia kuchafuana sura. Lakini siku moja jamaa flani alipiga nduru kama msichana hadi teacher on duty akakuja. Alafu class mzima ikamruka tukasema huyu jamaa ni kama amelewa. Kikapewa suspension pekee yake.
Ama shinners pia