NEWSFLASH : The colonel has surrendered!

[SIZE=5]@kush yule mnono HAS FINALLY SURRENDERED TO THE MAGA FREEDOM FORCES!

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Colonel Matina surrendered to the MAGA FREEDOM FORCES at exactly 08.44 hrs EAT.

The citizens are adviced to maintain calm in this joyous and momentous occassion. The wolf has been contained. It will no longer roam the lands looting and destroying everything in it’s path.

During Matina’s arrest his troops and senior platoon leaders were frogmarched naked as seen below :[/SIZE]

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One element who will remain unnamed for now, still remains elusive and was last seen hiding out in the Kamkuywa jungle drinking children’s blood like a vampire.

The land these hooligans are fighting for belongs to everyone :

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[SIZE=5]END OF NEWS FLASH. AS YOU WERE LADIES & GENTS!![/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]@kush yule mnono wĩmwega? ndĩmwega?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Ate ume-surreda?[/SIZE]

Nime sallenda wapi uko?

[SIZE=5]KenyaTalk Senate.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Naskia @patco amekucharaza mpaka uka-tii.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]horera. ĩta borithi! [/SIZE]

Sijawai surrender in my entire life. Never

@slevyn kuja ona mwenda akijiongelesha

[SIZE=5]Kuna thread fulani uliwekwa sweeps moto uka-tii. I was in the sidelines supervising closely:[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=5]Alafu ambia Wanjala AKA @uwesmake yeye ni sibele ya enjoli[/SIZE]

Hii nguruwe imesema imeni block juu ya uoga, complete cowardice. :D:D:D:D

I now wonder, if he says that he has blocked/ ignored his enemy then what the heck is he doing on his enemy’s thread???

Ama he had to look and see what is being said about him? :D:D:D

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Hii ndo kitu imekufurahisha? As I said, sijawai ondokea vita in my life …

Kinyozi unasema nini?

[SIZE=5]Safi Tũmũndũ. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Mnakula nini huko Persian Gulf hii siku ya Eid al-Adha?[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Weka mbica ya irio.[/SIZE]

Msos ndo hio … karibu mujamaa cc @Wamitura

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[SIZE=5]@kush yule mnono you are a fat fraud. Mbica umeokota twirra. Shenji ww na @uwesmake [/SIZE]

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umafwi thread from a bottom homosexual @T.Vercetti

How about huyo mujamaaica akue ndo aliiba kutoka kwa fb page yangu?

Nasema,maneno yako ni mazito kama prepuce yangu ya 4.75kg,punguza kasheshe msichana

Na si ung’oe hio prepuce ama huwa unaitumia kufanyia nini? Kupepeta moto ya jiko iwake upike omena?

Ama huwa unaitumia kama juala ukienda shopping?

Hio uregrow so this time round nataka kukutumia moja ya sare uvae ka kofia,hio receding hairline yako isipigwe na baridi
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