New Villagers Report Here First - Ktalk Rules & Regulations

Most of new villagers report to this site and start posting shit so as to get famous and likes without first familiarizing themselves with what goes on around here. Now here are the basic rules for participation and acceptance in this forum.

i) Respect your elders, this should be obvious. Show respect in this order…New Villager>>>>>Villager>>>>>>Senior Villager>>>>>>Village Elder ( By respect i mean ukiambiwa upeleke upuss huko, dont question, just carry your upusy and go). Now you are told upusy because you have done no. ii & iii below.

ii) Learn to rewrite copy pasted material. Even if you don’t have a story to tell us don’t copy paste stories from websites and links here. Try to give us your own version of the story to get more engagement and credibility in this forum

iii) When posting a Hekaya (A fake story made to be true ) try as much as possible to make it sound real by providing evidence including photos and videos.

Veterans add more…

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@Deorro weka hii post ikuwe sticky pale kwa mlango now that naskia una advertise classic 105.

Picking fights with VEs, wakue wapole.

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I don’t think I can add anything, you’ve nailed it!
@admin wacha hii iwe orientation notes

wapi picha ya hii hekaya

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iv) Usilete kichwa yako kubwa hapa. People have come here who had horns longer than the abanyankole cows. They were dehorned… and many other bad things were done to them. They are as docile as cherubs now.

hahaha to the New villagers Ktalk is a great community. each site though is unique in different way. like in facebook there are some serious groups that dont tolerate adverts or links to blogs and there are those that dont give a damn. in xda people expect you to give credit to other peoples work in case you use em… in Ktalk

  1. don’t steal pics from the web and claim they are yours. Team CSI will burst your ass and you will leave with your tail between your legs. we have been on the web since its inception
  2. news articles or claims must be accompanied by links to credible websites to prove their authenticity
  3. one worded hekayas are not acceptable…
  4. you will be insulted at any moment so take them as a man though extreme insults are not accepted here eg kutusi mama ya mtu
  5. we are knowledgeable in all topics from marine science- bolean algebra- rocket science-butchery managment to selling gazeti to watu wanyama so usijaribu kutudangaya also ask us questions on any topic and someone will answer it.
    6… poor grammar will be corrected(kama hii nimeandika hapa cc @gashwin ) hatutaki kujua kama ulichia shule class 3
  6. you become a village elder through commenting and posting threads and not by shouting to @admin and mods mbona umekuwa hapa tangu 2004 na wewe bado ni new villager
    8., ongezeni zingine
    … new villagers msichulie haya serious vile
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something like this…
http://www.kenyatalk.com/index.php?attachments/nv-jpg.20659/

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To new villagers ,mujuwe ktalk sio klist,mambo ya simba1 mara simba 2 hapana tambua ma mods na admin ni wetu ,la mwisho tunajuwa wengine wenye ni masnicth ,hii tabia ya kutuomba gazeti ikome kabsaa,gazeti inasomwa na V.E,S.Vna V peke yao,kiherehere rudisheni kwa shule

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1.when creating a handle choose something else other than your real names and let your avatar never be your real photo, this is not facebook and it will never be
2. progressing from NV To V or even VE will not guarantee you a invite to telegram or the newspaper links.
…and with that the NV’s asking for newspaper links via email hampati so tulieni and enjoy other things in this ghetto

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:D:D:D:D:D

yes new villagers hawana ruhusa yaa kuomba gatheti

:D:D

upussy!

New Villagers mnaweza kujia gazeti yangu after nimemaliza kusoma na nimejaza crossword

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follow the above, or this may happen to you.

the video also highlights what women will do to/for you when you’re in trouble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXCvLzDNWz0

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I’ll be watching you all…na muache kuzoea internet ya wenyewe

Sawa… Tutatii