New trend...tulale aka operation midnight hammer

Of late some of my fav lanyes have been asking me ‘twende tulale’. Which i respectful decline because am not an idiot. Kulala leads to dry fry. I’m not the type to wake up saa tisa usiku and start looking for CD. The same goes for morning glory. Stealth mode, just slide in.
But there’s only one exception, Virginia wa Calabash. A girl who twerks during doggy alternating between fast and slow is worth the hustle of kutafuta CD at midnight. Saa zingine i just kneel while she does her stuff.
Shida ni after kupatana na yeye 5 times bado anasema hapatianangi number.

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Number akikupatia utaleta feelings mblo

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Ata picha ya @cortedivoire akiosha choo za calabash hatujakataa.

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Leta mbisha nikutumie number

After mechi, mkanje cash yake.

Alafu ujifanyishe game yake imekubamba sana mpaka umeona umuongezee tip ya punch. But shida ni, hauna punch in cash, labda umtumie na MPESA.

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huyu virginia ni yuoi?

Usha fall in love kaka.
Congratulations you finally found love. All the best.

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Wacha ideas ni lanye tu…

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It’s no wonder why single mothers and prostitutes still find men to settle them down

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Vile amemsifia huyo ako ndani kabisa kimapenzi

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Mlisema skuizi mtu anaogopa kusatisfy mwanamke juu atakukwamilia :face_holding_back_tears:

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Quality of service iko juu, si mapenzi.

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… hehe, usha wezekana. Juu ya hio maneno:

steve austin wwe GIF