New Police Extortion Trend - cash bail

A trend that police uku are using to extort bribes. Beware, kikulacho … nin bibi yako. First your annoyed klande/mboch/wife goes to the Police station to say her husband/sponsor (NOTE: You have been in a relationship where she has your house key) has been abusing her.
After kukatiwa na karau, she is told hiyo case ni ngumu (the police can’t do anything especially if there is no evidence i.e he puches you in places that you cannot show the cops).
The cop ask other questions where he keeps the money and how much he gets daily (KRA, NCA employees), how much rent is paid, where does he drink, etc.
That woman you have not married and are using for free sex knows all your secrets! At 10.00pm (this shit cannot happen during the day), you will get a knock on the door. As a stupid man you open the door. Stare down 2 cops. It is at this point, you know you fucked up!
You are driven to the police station in their Grand Tiger (miss that Land Rover) like a honourable thug and they tell you how eveerything is okay (mwizi anawekwa uko nyuma) and @ the police station you are hit with shit. You stole a phone worth 20,000 and so you are being arrested for Robbery with Violence (not stealing). Unaambiwa ingia uko ndani! Kama mkenya, you immediatly start negotiations - utalipa pesa kidogo! this is where mkubwa comes and tells you with 10,000 we can give you a “cash bail”

http://www.nation.co.ke/image/view/-/3318728/highRes/1392746/-/maxw/600/-/uyxtnwz/-/Toroitich.jpg
Collins Toroitich Moi, a son of Jonathan Moi, appears in a Nakuru court on July 27, 2016 charged with stealing two mobile phones from his daughter and her friend.

Also note, you will be released in the morning. Yes, you were so good as to pay. But, OCS comes in the morning

Unaongea lugha gani hapa?

what is happening??..who are you??.. what are you saying??..hata nefmanyondo hakuwa na hii teke…come pole pole…

Is this a narration of an ordeal you went through, or did you invent it to accompany the Toroitich grandson’s photo?

,Collins Toroitich Moi, a son of Jonathan Moi, appears in a Nakuru court on July 27, 2016 charged with stealing two mobile phones from his daughter and her friend.

What are you talking about?

Aviator ongea kwa lugha ya mama your fellow shiny eyes watatranslate

Very recent experience

Niaje Tia Dalma, naweza nikaku Tia

Since you have a pink handle, which side were you on?

First your annoyed klande/mboch/wife goes to the Police station to say her husband/sponsor (NOTE: You have been in a relationship where she has your house key) has been abusing her.

scotum unatusumbua bana

Bingwa maze hajui kuna other forums nini? Si apewe links akajaze server huko

was in kasarani police station over the weekend and take it from me, this is happening

you could just have in boxed me and maybe we could help a villager

I sorted my issue out, if that’s what you’re implying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnLKCeHGNKc