One afternoon nikiwa mtaani natulia, MWK akakam kunigotea na kama desturi nikachukua slice zangu chap chap ndo arudi home kabla madhake atoke kamweretho. Kumbe bibi ya jirani alikuwa ameskia hio sekete yote ikishika na sahio sina habari.
Later kupatana naye kwa shop hapo nje ananipiga zile smiles za, I know what you did this afternoon. Nikaboeka kuwekwa kwa suspense mob nikamuuliza ni ufala gani hio anajaribu. Bila hesitation akasema ati, aliskia ‘nikikatana kuku’ whatever that means.
Yenyewe dryspell ni ugonjwa mbaya sana. And being that hubby yake ni mtu ma safari hivi, it was evident that she was stick starved. Kutupa jokes side yake kumbe ni cue point alikuwa anangoja. Huyo … akafunguka na kuniambia, “natamani kufanywa niskie vile kale kadem kako kaliskia”. Ki.jokes nikamuuliza mechi ni wapi na saa ngapi, akadai niende kwake usiku tukule kuku. Hizo siku ndo nikule kuku ilikuwa pengine niende bash mahali na hizo bash were rare then. Na kujipikia … eh! eh … hio niliwachia @Gio , so in short singepuuza the invitation.
Mimi huyo nikarudi kejani nikakula ka.shower, kujipaka mafuta ninukie poa alafu kapack ka rubbers kama kawaida nionekane tu nayo though sikuwa na plan ya kuzitumia.
Before nigonge hodi, mlango ikafunguliwa. Ni kama she was spying on me or aliskia footsteps zangu nikikam. Akanipiga smile za welcome, msosi ilikuwa tayari juu ya meza. Stew ya kuku imefunikiwa ndani ya bakuli na ka.ugali pia hapo kando. Nikapakuliwa msosi akasema niendelee yeye akaingia ndani ya pasia read bedroom. Kumbuka keja ni singo room. Kuchomoka, ashatoa ile dress alikuwa nayo akavalia mini sketi wazimu na top moja imetulia bila kijukuu sahio nipple zimesimama mbaya.
Nika achwa ning’ang’ane na msosi alone ati juu yeye alishakula. Akaketi pale kando akiblush sahio anapanua panua mapaja kimpango ndo anishikishe mori, hio kuteswa yote ilibidii hii msosi iishe spidi nijipange. Within a short time plate ilikuwa empty nikateremsha ka.juice na ku belch kama mwenye nyumba. Trust me it had been long since nikule vpoa hivo. Kushiba nikaamka niende zangu kulala, nikaulizwa unaenda wapi na pudding ndo inakam. Akaingia tena ‘bedroom’, after a few minutes akatoklezea amevalia night dress moja wacha tu.
Yenyewe nikashindwa kuvumilia hii temptation. Nikamvuruta side yangu na kudandia zile nyondo. Kidogo sisi hao tumepita na curtain hadi kwa bed. Mdarano kiasi alafu nkalalishwa ka nmecheki ceiling akatoa mzee ojwang kwa boxer na kuaanza kujoke nayo mpaka anaiongelesha. Naskia tu akiiuliza, “hata mimi utanifanya vile ulifanya ule mwingine?”
No more time to waste, nikaangukia shipodo, wacha maragoli aanze kuimba akinichuna chuna tu thutha sahio na mimi nimejichocha mbaya. I counted 3 lively shots which to her nikama bado ilikuwa warm up. Huyu alikuwa na kiu moja haijuani. 2 more shots nikabaki empty. Kutulia hivi kwa bed in recovery mode before niende kwangu, usingizi ikanishika na yeye pia akalala.
Kugutuka ni saa moja asubuhi bado nko kwa wenyewe, siwezi toka kwake juu wa mama wa ploti wako hapo nje. Wengine wakifua na wengine wanachota maji na kuosha viombo. Nyumba ni singo room and both mlango na dirisha ziko side ya mbele. Ndume mwenye nyumba pia was supposed to be back anytime that morning. Nko kwa catch 22 situation at this moment. Nikipitia kwa mlango wamama watanicheki walete muchene na nikiendelea kukaa huko ndani ndume anipate pia mimi kwisha. Hapa ilibaki ni ma quick thinking.
Advantage ya kuishi kwa nyumba ya mabati ni mob, using ile rolling pin ya chapo nikai.squeeze between the mabati joints side ya nyuma and forced the two mabatis apart ikabaki kitu ka mlango. This was a classic example of a camel going through a needles eye. Niliji squeeze kwa hio opening mpaka nikatoshea nikatoka, of course na cuts kadhaa. Fence ilikuwa ni ya mìrangi (greek word for bamboo kama sijakosea) so I used two of those to hold the mabati in place until further notice.
Nikaruka fence na kuzungukia side ya gate. Kuenda kuingia kwa buloti nikapatana na bwana ya jirani na briefcase yake akiingia. Akanisalimia na kuuliza nini inaendelea. Nikashindwa kwani amejuaje what I had done. Kumbe he had seen the blood kwa mkono and was just concerned. Nikamsho nimejigonga hapo kwa barabara nikaanguka. Alinipigia pole mob sana, if only he knew kwenye nilikuwa nimetoka. Nikapita wamama hapo nje spidi na kuingia kwangu. Kutulia kidogo naskia bibi anakaribisha bwana na mafuraha, and am just wondering ndume aki notice the mess kwa wall itakuwaje. Kumbe wife ni mjanja alicover place vpoa.
That evening we met at the shop, akanipiga ma.hug na kusema asante mob. Alisema hajawai kusabisiwa hivyo tena. A few days later vile huzzy alienda tena safari nkaita fundi akatengeneza hio mabati niliharibu. I avoided future advances though bado mmama alikuwa ananifeel.
