Never marry a woman from Murang’a. They are well known

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They also, in such manner, fight thieves who come for their children’s inheritance when the man dies…

Is fiction doing a number on you? Tsk tsk

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Well, there’s no need to worry there. Whatever parcel of land your grandfathers leave these people is irrelevant. My rift valley nature forbids me from fighting women over half acre properties deep inside mungich territory. :joy:

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Hahaha, kalemeno, well known land thieves. Especially the ones born without any. But I was referring to the womens’ relatives and the man’s associates, since it’s pretty weird to assume I am referring to strangers.

Seems like you are suspecting your kalemeno ways quite easily.

Lol, toa umaskini hapa nugu hii. I can’t stand the bottom feeder tugeges any more than I can stand petty criminals.

Murang’a ni kwetu and we dont give a shit about opinions from kavirondo uncircumcised mofos like you.

Kipgege seems the wantam maneno has made you lose your mind ndio kila siku ukiamka ni kikuyu this, kikuyu that. Damu ya gen z will make all of you mad.

@Jack_Black has resorted to spreading anti Okuyu propaganda to distract elders from the woeful and pathetic performance of the Ruto government. Instead of worrying about women from Murang’a he should be sensitizing his relatives on the dangers of selling their kidneys to foreigners pale Mediheal.

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Yes. And you shouldn’t, stick to those primitive rituals that transformed into mau mau oathing ceremonies.

Not really. All my posts on kT are pissed on by the same people on this thread.. so I’m just paying back the favour. I make a post about computers and it degenerates to chokosh wars. Luckily, I don’t mind it at all. I could care less about Ruto’s government since I’m against bottoms up.. I just dislike massive incompetence being associated with my school and my homeground.

Ameguza murima yenu…hapa ni kama umewekwa kahasho.

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Wachana na huyo nyang’au, warembo wa murang’a make the best wives, uliza @Yuletapeli

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But realistically speaking competence is not a trait associated with leaders from Rift Valley.

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So umaskini is coming from your mouth, not mine. Not my problem. I don’t understand you can’t suddenly stand me but was engaging properly a few threads earlier?

Don’t be stupid

You mean like Major General Mohammed Hussein Ali? The guy is in a class of one.

When you’re on your mood swing meds, you’re OK, but the rest of the time I can’t differentiate between you and @Straw_man.

Ushakua @pharmacist

Your dendrites are failing you, age is playing catch up. Time to be in bed old fart

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Typical.

You aren’t known for short one word replies. So I’m going to say, atypical is what you really meant, from the bottom of your tired soul.

I agree, totally and completely.

I feel ashamed engaging with a fool who has only one kidney left. A man whose only ambition in life is to marry his rich neighbors daughter so that he can inherit land. Only a desperate woman would marry these primitive shits whose only wealth-acquisition strategy is theft and cattle-rustling. Even in towns they walked together like cows due to their incurable inferiority complex. They have only one conflict-resolution mechanism:- poisoned arrows. They will sell you something then come steal it at night.