When wahenga said eons ago that having a pretty woman is like planting corn in an open field they were right on point. I once hooked up a kunguru wa pale muchatha na kawaks kwa Abdul, did all the groundwork including kumunganishia ka passport Nyayo house. Mambo ikaenda poa and after kidu 1 month akaburuka, dubai bound.
Akaland na ku settle then she let me know she was around and after a few false starts finally tukameet, ka outing kiasi kumuonyesha mtaa, tukafika Jumeirah beach. Alijibamba kupindukia having been nowhere near maji mob hivo apart from the seasonal stream pale kwao gichagi. Dem wa ocha hajawai ishi tao akajipata ‘ulaya’ in her own words, amebaki anang’ethia na kila kitu. Majioni kampeleka foodcourt kwa mall, after kujibonda akapiga ma selfie kathaa and as a gentleman I ensured amefika accomodation vpoa before kuenda makao yangu. I had to maintain the impression they had of me and live up the hype.
The second meeting was ile ya kulipia deni. That day I was home alone. Kawaida, there was four of us sharing a room in the company accomodation. Mimi na njaruo fulani alaf na ma ogah wawili khasia kabisa. Happened to be a weekday nkiwa ka local leave and she on day off. Nikakaleta kwa men cave, ma drinks hivi na riba kias alaf kakanionjesha kamúrigo for the first time na tukafunga hako kamaneno. Since jeshi haikuwa kejani tukaendea takeaway apo karibu na kurudi kusosia indoors. Later ma ogah wakaingia and after the usual salaams na intros majamaa wakajipa shughuli. Majioni nikazindi shore na hio ikaisha hivo.
Within a short time kadem kashakuwa kajuaji, kamedai nkasaidie kufungua facebook account, akajaza mafoto including zile tulipiga nayeye na akanitag. Kidogo kidogo washa friend requestiana na hao ma ogah, ndo hao wanalike na kucomment kwa ma mbica zake ka zote.
One time nlimchota tukabinjane, kufika base napata ma ogah wametulia wamevua mashati wako juu ya ma pissa (as my njaruo friend used to call it) na maziwa, a very weird combination. Manzi akadai hawes dinyika apo. After mapleadings kugonga mwamba nkamtoa nje tukapanda roof top na kutulia sahio uchu inanimalisa. With nothing much to do uko juu nkatembeza mate na yellow paging kiasi nkamzindi bila ka uroda.
No giving up until nibinje tena that was my mantra, nkachota shore atleast nipate the elusive rematch. Ilikuwa kitu swafi, I just had to do her again. Tukafika kejani and without wasting time ka warm up kakaanza ndo nifunge chapter before maogah wafike. Katika hio harakati majamaa wakaingia. Greetings kias wakazama nyuma ya curtain kuchange from nguo za waks. Mmoja wao, the loudmouthed one akatokelezea kama amefunga towel kwa kiuno na kifua tupu na kukaa kwa edge ya bed yake. Akatoa tenje na kuanza ku do whatever God knows what. The other one akajitoa. We had an unwritten rule that if one brought a ngeo kwa slaughter house, the rest lazima wajipe shughuli. Now mi na plan kutembeza mucakwe na khasia imeamua kukaa apo na towel ata haijali.
Najaribu kumsignal aishie lakini wapi, sahio ndo fala ameanza kumek unnecessary calls akiponga hio kizungu yao mbaya na vyenye wanapenda kushout kama akina @Thanos. Kumbe noma ni the loud mouth amekuwa akivibe hii ghaidi, spending almost all his income on her, reason for her latest transformation while yours trully kazi yangu ni kukulisha dem ma njiva na kuku. Boyz haoni tu niaje anafaa kujiondoa awache manzi akijidinyisha apo. Btw sijawai elewa ni nini huwasha madem wetu na hawa ma ogah.
Kuona sina luck na huyo cock blocker nikatoka na manzi ikabidi aende tu hivo, na mimi nibaki na mashida zangu. Nkazuwa rabsha pale ogah akadai nigemsho nataka kubinjana angejipa shughuli, like really? That was probably the last day hio nguna ilikuom kunicheki.
So this day natoka kwa Abdul, earlier than usual nakutana na manzi mtaani. Kuulizia ni aje ako hio zone akanikula kiswahili nikaingia box. Guess ju ya guilt ilibidi tuende hivo kejani na mucakwe ikapanda like never before. Whoever said daughters of Mumbi hawana game better think again. I only came to know later that she had actually cum to see the loud mouthed ogah but by good luck boyz hakuwa area na hivo ndo nkaangukia unplanned sekete kufunikwa macho. Now in the middle of the match the other ogah akafungua mlango na kuingia. Finding nguo za shore apo kando kwa kakiti akajua game iko on. As sure as hell, mujamaa akadai tuendelee tu na mambo yetu, atajiwekelea kwa bed yake arelax. Now game itaendelea aje khasia ikiwa hapo? I was determined kuangusha hio shot, no way ingesalia kwa scrotum. So tukajifunika branketi ndo game iendelee, manzi akajaribu kukazia ju ya aibu lakini mimi nani, nkagongesha mahali ina matter akawashilia nduru. Ogah akaanza kucheka, kwani alikuwa anafollow proceedings ama nini? Nkadondoa chap chap tukafunga hio chapter. Time ya kutoka nkacheki ogah amemsetia sign ya tenje kwa skio but haikuni hit until vvvv late.
Kidogo manzi akaanza kung’ara viwegeje na kudunga ma makeup, phonecall zikapungua. Story ikawa ni ma excuse kibao only for me to chance on the two khasias (wamum na ogah) pale kwa mall wakitoka shopping, wakikulishana ice cream na kucheka ovyo ovyo na sahio the previous day ogah aliniomba soft loan azibe nayo kashimo mahali. Hehe … alitumia doh zangu kutreat manzi yangu. Sijui mimi kijana ya Njoro nlikosea wapi? They dint see me as they left, wakaingia taxi. Mimi nkaenda kejani fwasta fwasta kuona kama wataletana hivo lakini wapi. I must have drifted hapo kwa bed ju nliamka as ogah the culprit opened the door on his return, almost 5 hours after kuwacheki. Maybe ni paranoia but nkama alikuwa ananuka sekete. Imagine ogah kunimangia dem na kumwuuliza ako v arrogant nkama mimi ndo nmemkosea.
Hivo ndo nlivuliwagwo manzi, akabaki kuwa jeuri to a point alinishow nifanye calculation ya doh zote nmetumia kwake anilipe hio mehemehe mingi nikate. Yaani nlipatia dem connection ya waks nka ensure amefika uarabuni only kuonjeshwa nyap na finally ogah kuchota na kutokomea nayeye, that was painful aki ya mungu. I don’t know how @Mimi Huwa Namwaga Ndanii gets along na hao ma ogah, vv uncouth fellows if you ask me.