Your female bestie comes over for a sleepover, and you (out of misplaced wisdom) give her the whole bed while you sleep on the floor like a castrated bull or Ethiopian Eunuch. Eloi!
You think she’ll see you as a gentleman? No, my brother, she’s already texting another man telling him how you’re just a sweet fool and seasoned idiot. Eloi!
Men, when she visits, engage both your heads, start with the upper one, and let things flow from there using the lower head. I can’t be teaching everything daily, surely.
Let me close this update with a Nyamasaria proverb that says, “A female friend who visits a man while wearing a short & tight dress without pants is better than a wife who sleeps next to him every night while wearing jeans.”
Forget about where you’re sleeping, it’s your house. What’s she doing in your bed? Give her options. She’s the one who should sleep on the sofa, and if you have none, on the floor. If she won’t, she can go home, or use the bed with you in it. Only if she asks nicely, that is.
Nani alipiga hii picha.That aside kulalia bed Iko na logo ya Steve Jobs ni ushamba 101.
This happened to me in campus, long holiday nilitembelea ‘crush’ tukachoma then kukanyesha ajab so singerudi kwangu na ilikuwa late nikaanza kucontemplate vyenye nitaharvest beehive.Long story short nililala kwa kitanda ya roommate wake who was at home sijawahi ngoja asubuhi ifike haraka hivo.My friends all got another story and praised me throughout campus life as a legend mwenye alikula ‘nani’.
She was 10/10 and ironically years later she tried all means to get me to marry her but nilikuwa nishafunga hiyo chapter.
Time ya COVID nishawahi enda operation Langata kwa some Taita bitch nilikuwa nachinjia. After dinner tukikata maji na kumbuka saa hio curfew ishaingia tukakosana mpaka ikawa kwamba hakuna congress. Nilitandikiwa kwa guest bedroom na kupigwa kiss ya goodnight kama kipii. That was the longest night I have ever had. At some point nilirudi kwa sitting room kichapa mzinga ilikuwa imebaki na hasira at least usingizi ikuje. Ngware nilikuwa among the early risers nikisonga kurudi home. She later on apologised nikapewa mzigo but I had long kitted up for embobut.
Who was taking the picture ? Secondly unawait 30 minutes muscles za sim1 zilegee unapanda bed , weka pillor kwa abdomen then penetrate hio coomerniner mbaya mbovu ukiwekelea kidole sim2 asipige duru
