Neighbourhood chronicle

So Jana, I went to my mancave dejected after a business deal I had pursed for a while bounced.

Am there gobbling a bottle of whiskey, then I hear some scuffllng on the ground floor, The scuffllng is swiftly followed by a rant, “NIPIGE!” “NIPiGE!” “Kwani seizi chat na mwanaume yoyote?”

I ignore but the ranting continues with a wailing in between, " AM NOT YOUR PRISONER!" I slowly move to my balcony and apparently my neighbors have already crowded on there respective balconies. I throw a glance to the ground floor, and I see a guy holding a rungu Kama ile ya alai, he is threatening to lash the lady but he is firmly held back by kimanzi the care taker. Am rarely in this neighborhood so am not sure if he is a neighbor.

So later in the evening, as kimanzi brings me the rent payment receipt, i pour him some whiskey to set the mood ya kufunga leso.

So apparently the guy lost his job around April and he has been in a financial turmoil. The wife is a teacher and recently she has been coming home past 7pm dropped at the gate by a sleek Mercedes like everyday.It took him a while to realize that because he has been out there doing all manner of hustle to make ends meet.

The guy made his investigation and found out her wife has been dating subcounty director of education.

I thought to myself, many marriage nowadays is made of very delicate foundation, the moment you crumble financially then that’s the end of you and your marriage.

…sio marriage pekee, Sota and your best friends and even closest family members will avoid you. No one wants to be associated with poverty. Hata pets hujipa shughuli wana enda kwa jirani.

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Marriage is a scam. Or probably a prison. Women are terrorists while men are hostages.

True and not true because you can’t make that conclusion from a single incident that you observed from your balcony. Also true because finances play a huge role in a relationship or marriage.However it all boils down to the quality of woman that one marries. Kama mlipatana kwa bar ukamwonyesha uko na pesa after kulipwa bonus ya 400k,ile siku utasota ama Uta scale down utatokwa coz foundation yenyu ilikua ni pesa na pombe. If you meet ile design ya mme kuwa ma best random kiasi, mnatembeleana, mnanyanduana, ile design mko friends first. She comes to your place ku chill, maybe have a drink, akikupata unakunywa chrome hio ndio ana chill nayo pia, kama huna form unamshow abuy drink akuje nayo mkunywe kwa nyumba. akikupata na dem kwa bedroom anajipa shughuli na ku watch movie bila ku catch, coz anajua nyinyi ni mabeste. at some point Ata ku show niaje, mi naku like na nataka tuone ka tu naeza ishi. Utaona yenyewe ina make sense coz you know each other inside out. Ata move in, ashike ball ya mjunior weida umuite Oti Junior. Hapo ndio utajua yeye iko fertile with good genes. Halafu peleka mahari kwao, fanya na yeye wedding after Oti junior afike 5 years.
During this time, both of you continue progressing in your careers. God forbid u loose job, ma side hustles plus income ya wife itawa sustain as you bounce back. She has already seen your worse side, which was worse than you losing your job.
Usioe dem hayuko family centered. Utajua dem family centered hata kabla umuoe from her spending habits. Akipata do na story zake zina kuwa let’s go to Milan again last week was lit, chorea kabsaa,dinya halafu upotee.But kama ni dem Akipata do anakam kwa keja ashabuy buy vitu ndogo ndogo za kitchen kama zili isha, Asha arrange arrange hao, kama ulirusha socks chini ya kiti ashaziosha akaziweka kwa drawers etc etc huyo ni keeper.
Achana na hizi vinyangarika za bebz una ni take out when. Hao ukisota Utadinyiwa bibi na utawaona ukipata pesa tena. Kama ni msap ataishia na Oti Junior abadilishe jina mtoi aanze kuitwa Kang’ethe.

I don’t totally agree with your opinion. Most women nowadays are money-centred and won’t hesitate being unkind and harsh once they detect you are broke. Hata wale wa kutoka ushago ama wa kanisa wako hivi. Women have tasted money, multiple partners, education and women empowerment and this is where everything changed. Filisika ujue Tabia za mkeo

Hata ukiwa na pesa kutombewa utatombewa tu!

Ugopa Wanawake.

Wanasemanga kosa hela umjue mkeo…

@ChifuMbutaa alitombewa bibi na watchman na ni mbirrionaire

The ancestors knew this would happen

Hata picha ya hiyo rungu ungeweka.

Hii reality hugonga mwanaume at some stage in life. The earlier the better.

Accept my like mkubwa na upewe mbili baridi kwa bill yangu

Which planet?

The #1 cause of divorce is the man’s lack of finances. Hata vitu kama cheating hukuja after jamaa amesota.

If you turn this argument on its head, the #1 cause of marriage is also the man’s finances. Men should therefore be super careful when marrying to weed out gold-diggers

Keyhii osha hiyo prepuce yako chafu inanuka mzoga ya mbwa

Kama hawana watoto that guy should thank his lucky stars instead of getting violent. At least amejua ameoa kunguru before its too late.

:smiley: agwas is in a fantasy world

Ukipiga mtu na rungu ni bludgeon…lash ni kutumia whip.

Kama vile nilifanganya mamako na a thousand nikamtomba ukazaliwa.You are not your daddy’s kid