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Thursday i drunk too much so i called in sick jana friday , although nilipiga simu late at 11 . i was told isorait . i had a massive , an elephant of a hangover i dont know why i drunk hennesy ( tastes like chieth ) though si mimi nilinunua , Cognac is a terrible drink , i wish i had taken my usual Jameson . Yesterday friday Baba Lehman calls me and says there is a birthday bash in Lavington and the girl told him to come with a friend nikamwambia hangover inaniuwa but we talk at 5 . i wondered what to do because mama Clichy was bitter at me for not being home on time na nikakubali i wont go out friday . Clichy akakam home mapema tukaanza kucheza Fifa . Kidogo kidogo i get baba Lehmans call ’ Uwes si tuchomoke banaa kuna vitu swafi ’ ’ bana niliambia bibi leo sitoki ’ , ’ kwani umekaliwa aje ambia bibi atulie infact wacha niambie mama Lehman akuje wapige story ’ . The bukusu in me ikasema bibi hawezi nicontroll nikapigia bibi simu and told her ’ my dear priss wacha nipeleke Baba Lehman hospitali dada yake ni mgonjwa ’ papo hapo nikakatiwa simu , kuredial no answer , nikasema mbaya mbaya huyo mkikuyu hawezi ni control .

We had to take my prado just to convince madam that we had gone to hospital so hao sisi all the way jam ikasumbua sana but at last we arrived . Girls were all over also some men but mimi nikakaa pale na hostess na My friend with several ladies eventually after Jameson waya zikarushwa and i located a momo tukapiga story .I told her i am a modeling executive with Snapdragon house , akafurahi sanaa . baba Lehman saw cuter women but he knew already the hostess was not allowing him to prowl by two we left for his Man cave in Langata and as we say the rest is history momo ilipata banging of the year . sasa nataka advice nimeamka bado nimelewa hata nimekataa exchange program . simu yangu nilizima ntaambia bibi nini nikienda home baadaye na sioni nikienda home leo since pombe iko mob hapa na nyoka zingine zinakam nisaidieni priss . kama kawa Dryfry Chaiman ako na efindence pics . explicit naweka telekram asandeni .

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Leo asubuhi nmetoka nje nkaona ipsum ya neighbor nikajipata nikicheka ka naangalia dashboard…

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female talker elders @spax @Mrs4thletter @Nananimpa nisaidieni na advice nitapeana nikifika home kesho jioni

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mukiangalia hio prado poa mtaona ni different na ile ingine , niko na mbili saa hii

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Na uongeze fuel isikuabishe kwa njia…

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weka gari mafuta peasant meffi!

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hehehehe tulieni niliongeza . leteni advice banaa

who wears the trousers in your marriage, ni wewe ama ni bibi ?

I feel bad for your wife band kids, why did you get married?

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So you mistreat your wife then you pull the ’ I’m the man’ card? Isn’t it your responsibility as a man to love and spend time with your wife and kids?You owe it to them !

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mimi sir but naona nimeanza kuwa na tabia mbaya . nitaenda couple counseling january .

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mtu ameona last pic utaona nilifikisha threshold from the watery part hapo katikati

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Ikimaliza mafuta katikati ya barabara atafungua bonet kizingizio eti imeharibika.

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Yawn. Sijasoma. But I know it’s some predictable shiit.
FACT:Real men don’t kiss and tell.

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niaje purr

that my dear I wouldn’t know because am not married

Advice ni hiyo ya mrs 4th digit

One word is enough for a wise man. No need of repeating.

mbisha ya mwiso naona kuna discharge ama ni mkojo papa

Uspochunga mama clichy ataanza kushare slices, na hii guilt uko nayo, you’ll be last to notice.

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Wewe ango uko beyond redemption

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