Look at the improvised lectern that serves the motley crew of one over-weight quinquagenarian, two insecure sexagenarians and one limping septuagenarian who want to topple the youth of Jubilee:
Both ka-Wiper and Phandom are well known for their stinginess and free-loading tendencies. JaKuon has just milked his nominations cash-cow for billions but prefers to hoard. Who is going to outfit this outfit with some decent branding materials?
Babuon is never known for his generosity.
If there is no well wisher or donor to sponsor a proper lectern he will be comfortable standing on a collapsing dias with 8 microphones in hand.