Naomba siri

In standard five, this early maturing girl in my class had a crush on me. You know, the ones who unleashed boobs before I knew what to do with them.
She wrote a note declaring she was my wife and tried to pass it to my desk.
A snitch matapaka intercepted the note and the girl and I ended up in the headmaster’s office.
Our love was whipped into divorce before my scrotum hit her perinium.
Last week she reconnected via Zuckerwhatshisface’s village.
She declared she is single and willing to exchange bodily fluids with me. She said she owed me since I bloomed quite late.
There is only one problem.
Instead of ageing like a Ferrari, she aged kama lorry ya Fiat.
I can work with what is below the neck lakini sura ni ya Zinjanthropus.
Kiuliso - How do you ferk an ugly woman with a nice body ?
Doggystyle ? Kwa giza ? Blind drunk ? Or do I close my eyes and imagine a young Toni Braxton ?

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hakuna kuma sura mzuri,wewe kamua

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Ukimchunguza bata sana humli.

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cover the face and fire the base!

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Hiyo nyoka itashika mimba na shot ya kwanza. Next year August you have an aged Fiat for a wife, upende usipende.
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UGLY ladies are VERY Fertile

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kabisa:D kwanza ile unasema wacha hii izime moto unapataa anakuja kwako na nguo na watoi wawili wa previous relationship

kuna boy anaitwa zangi alipotea kwao after mzoga kucamp kwao for over a month…naye mama yake ni wale generous anatakaa grand kid kitu hakuwa anajuwa iyo mzoga ilikuwagaa generous sana

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Kama unaongelea mambo ya Tony Braxton, hiyo senye imegongwa Hadi ikaangalia kando.

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Lakini inakubeba mpaka siku utakufa na haichoki.

Dry spell + whisky itafanya akuwe Beyoncé

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Ongeza dim lights kwa hio hesabu.

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kula kuma bora si mfupa , akitoa siruali mboro iingie ndani utamu iko tu sawa

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Things i read in this village :eek::D:D:D:D:D:p:p:mad: you will cover the face and fire the base

Some good liquorliquor, ka make-up kiasi and a miniskirt its all it takes.

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Pussy is overrated. Wachana na mzoga especially kama iko na mtoi. Kama hana, you can enjoy at a distance (namaanisha asijue your personal life kama kwako ama job, ukamulie lodging na CD high quality). The last thing you want is anyone with their bastard moving into your house or causing a scene at the office.

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:D:D:D:D:Dfunny AF

forget the ugly woman,and kung’uta the nice body…and utume picha upesss

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:D:D:D:D

weka hiyo sura hapa ndio tukupatie advice musuuri

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Bomoa na imagination ya ile nyoka @Ebru aliweka hapa. The mind is a powerful tool, morale mjamaa.

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