Nagging Relatives

Halafu kuna hawa relatives hawapendi kutumia pesa yao. They invite you to every harambee etc just because you appear to have made it (hata kama in real life wewe ni just another Nairobi peasant)…kwanza za kujenga church hujui ziko wapi. Even worse, this Christmas season huanza kubook space kwa gari yako one week kabla uende ocha. You cant enjoy the drive na kusorora small towns on the way. They think you work at De la Rue and expect you to cater for all finances in case muende out as cousins.

Mwanaume nikusaidiana

Fisked

You got 99 problems…

Mwanaume binti huyu. Always whining all day, everyday like a little biatch.

It’s a brand new day. Think of something positive and your day will trend likewise.

Ile story ya matanga ya auntie yako iliendaje?

M2random si kwenu ni hapa kiambu, Kiambu pia watu hubook space kwa personal car?

Nilifuata vile talkers waliniambia na hiyo shughuli tukamaliza. Siku hizi masimu napigiwa daily na hao macuzo. [ATTACH=full]144808[/ATTACH]

Uyu kijana :mad::mad:

Mzito, have you ever had friends like this in real life? Akikupigia simu, niku whine. Mkimeet up for drinks, niku whine. Man, used to have a couple of them, cut them off in a hurry.

[SIZE=4]Law 10: INFECTION: AVOID THE UNHAPPY AND UNLUCKY[/SIZE]

You can die from someone else’s misery—emotional states are as infectious as diseases. You may feel you are helping the drowning man but you are only precipitating your own disaster. The unfortunate sometimes draw misfortune on themselves; they will also draw it on you. Associate with the happy and fortunate instead.

Maze hata pombe inakataa kunyweka kabisa. No day the boy is in a mellow mood. Makende ya mtu

Had to ditch one friend like that, he was always crying, from bets kukojoa to ex girlfriends ignoring him. It sucks as hell

There are those who only call when they need your help even if it’s the first time in 6months and they assume their problems should be your top priority. I just brush them off.

Namuona hapo mkinidiscuss kama wamama wako salon. Endeleeni…you are the pussys

@Quanstrom ile umama uko nayo have you ever considered you might be a woman ni vile kuma ilimea na ndani ?

I HATE NEGATIVITY VERY MUCH!! ME AND WHINERS WE JUST DON’T GET ALONG! KWANZA HAPA KTALK ALL KNOWN WHINERS NILIWALISHA IGNORE BUTTON

:D:D:D Bukusu Jinga sana

Maliza kununua kuma za malaya pole pole sewer rat. Ile kijiji yako naskia imekuwa dumping site because you are a failure…si ulikuwa umetoa umeffi huku nini ilikurudisha? Mtu ananunuanga kuma hawezi nishow any

Mean ass mofos.
You play it smart like a pro, show them you are a punctual no nonsense person. You want a lift, ok be at the designated place at 7am.Since most mofos are lazy ass ferkers they reach the appointed place an hour later and when they call I tell them ‘nilipita hapo nikangoja haukuwa, saa hii nateremka Kinungi.’

huyu mtu ni wale hushinda kuona vile watu ni wabaya. looking down on people because you just bought a car or two here and got a plot huko kajiado ama kamulu. Alafu unashinda kuongea kama Kenya yote hukula kwako. Umejiangalia ngombe?