Nafukuza mtu kesho.

Think of it.I was not in the country whole of last year.Came back home on Jan 13th this year.Bibi alizaa on August 25th.

Do i even need DNA?

your wife is @Wicked Hoe

pole. Ni hali ya maisha at times inabidi you swallow the bitter pill to endure long term bliss

Shiet. Mfukuze PaP.

hahaha ehehehe. malimwengu. your wife’s dumb. anakwambia hii ilihappen aje?

Indeed, do tell @Wicked Hoe . Wacha tuskie vile kunguru anajitetea.

Lazima alidhania you will not examine the calendar na upige hesabu since those were still many months

na ulikua unatuma doo.

Shiet! Alilipia ndume room!

Maybe she saved up some of your sperm… Don’t throw her out. if you really love her that is…

A bitter pill it is.

Huyu ataenda.Sitaki kujua mahali ataenda.

hehe…wewe siku hizi uko na solution kali sana.

Haongei.Anajua amenicheza.

That does it! Ati saved sperm? Ata wewe unaenda compulsory leave.

There is love and straight up stupidity.

Wanaume mtakuja kujua hamjui… Hehe

Was to travel outside the country on July mpaka Dec this year but delayed.Bet she was looking forward to this so that she can play me a smart one.

But love is stupid… Daahhh

Not ex CIA, KGB director like me.