But before niende let me make one thing clear. Blah blah blah sitaki kusikia.
Ruto will win the August 9th elections. Take that to the bank. Sorry, I meant RAO will win the election. Scratch that; Ruto is our next CIC. Come to think of it, RAO will definitely be the next Kenyan president…
Fuck it, one of the two fuckers will win it. Either way we will be fucked. The question is, who would we rather fuck us? A 55 year old with regular erections or a 77 year old who needs the blue pill to occasionally fuck us? (NB: for the slow guys and I know there are many of you here, fucking here doesn’t mean sex. It literally means messing us up).
The 55 year old knows the entire Kamasutra while the 77 year old only knows good old missionary style! The 55 year old even does anal, in fact he fancies it more. He even engages in gang bangs. More pain, more gain… for him.
Then there’s the 62 year old weed guy. He obviously won’t win because the weed smoking, miraa chewing, Chrome imbibing youth either won’t line up to vote or are not registered voters. The only good thing is that the reception he’s had will bring his ideas on board the mainstream. Trust you me, RuGua and RaRua policy masters are already thinking about weed behind the scenes. The former obviously can’t speak anything about weed because the 55 year old has taken the church hostage. Some even think he’s deputy Jesus! The 77 year old doesn’t talk much about the church and has been labelled “Mchawi”. The 62 year old actually castigates the church for taking advantage of an ignorant, religious society for their own selfish gain but he has not been given any label. The church is just fucked up on Kenya. I prefer the Muslim faith but I prefer the belief in inherent good and bad eve better (will do a separate thread).
[COLOR=rgb(184, 49, 47)][SIZE=2]Let me go and shag Carol the way this 55 year old, if elected, will shag us in the a-hole. I’m going to do good old missionary, doggy and wheelbarrow with Carol. Strictly pussy-ducking only! Hey Carol, I’m on my way to Syokimau as agreed. I miss my dick in your punany. [/SIZE]