Mzito Ruto orders the vaccination of all Cats to reduce flatulence

His Highness King William Ruto the First has ordered the vaccination of all domestic cats in his Kenyan Kingdom

In consultation with Bill Gates, the World Expert on Animal Flatulence, King Ruto observed that Kenyan cats are contributing overwhelmingly to World carbon emissions

In attendance at the announcement ceremony were King Ruto’s confidants Prince Osaka Sudi, Prince Farusi WaKibeti and Princess Kayman Gachungwa of Gikambura. Also present to grace the occasion was the Chief Government Economist Daudi Ndeiya

King Ruto is one of the most brilliant leaders in Africa. He holds a doctorate in Everything from the University of Nairobi and Diplomate in Ceiling Construction and Horizontal Affairs. He is also the Chief Custodian of the Gates to Heaven. Without his consent, no Kenyan can enter the Kingdom of Heaven

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