https://twitter.com/AdvoBarryRoux/status/1674037574447276034?s=20
Once my retirement life is set, nitakuwa nakula kama hizi.
Hata kama sitakuwa na nguvu, heri nimeze vega 100mg gunia muzima banae
Musee mochinga Appa anakura rife with a pig sboon gaaki
The mind is willing but the body isn’t. So anakula kwa macho
Waste of time and money.
Paka muzee hunywa maziwa pia
Kwa masigwa yote duniani mzee ameona achukue ile ishapupuliwa?
Aba amesema Bora masiwa
Men, if you work hard in life you’ll be like that man.
Women, if you don’t work hard hard in life you’ll be like that woman.
Tafakari hayo
Mzee anakula kwa urefu wa kamba yake lakini mi huona akili yake kiasi ina hitilafu.
Mali Safi but too late for mzee
Mzee ameuza kashamba mahali
True but sad
Mzee mkongwe mla malaya.
Hata nikiwa birrionaire Bado nalipa 150
niaje Tom-Bayeye
This is the oldest looking 66yr old i have ever seen…hata baba ako 78 lakini anakaa kijana kumliko…the mzee must have lived a very difficult life and probably struck gold very recently…kwa raha zake
Mimi sio kinyos banae
Owesmakente ako 37 years rakini anakaa Atwori
huyu dem huja SJ, utakula na 500