Mystery Handjob

[Wiltordo]

You came close to dry frying a ghost

[Prometheus]

huyo ni watchie alikusaidia…

[system]

watu wachomoke pole pole.

[M2Random]

Caretaker alikupapasa mti hadi ukamwaga. Wonders never cease.

[4makind]

:D:D:D, the devil is real!!! More so after taking hallucinogens

[Mathaais]

@M2Random

Caretaker alikupapasa mti hadi ukamwaga. Wonders never cease.

You are very slow, labda uspeliwe ABCD ndio ushikanishe.

[It_s_Le_Scumbag]

@Blvck

I was wide awake my fren.
Ata sikuwa nimelewa saaana.

@Blvck

I staggered to the loo through a dark corridor, knocking down buckets and almost falling a few times. .

Yeah you were sober. Very sober that you could not even grab hold of the mysterious hand that was givig you the bj.
Yes you were sober.

[Mathaais]

@It's Le Scumbag

Yeah you were sober. Very sober that you could not even grab hold of the mysterious hand that was givig you the bj.
Yes you were sober.

Or feel ‘her’ boobs which am sure were non existent.

[blueline]

:D:D:D:D:D:eek:

[M2Random]

@Mathaais

You are very slow, labda uspeliwe ABCD ndio ushikanishe.

Nani amekuuliza. Meffi

[Meria_Mata]

@gashwin

ni PNC. did this happen in mombasa?

GHOST za Mombasa huonekana mwalim

[system]

@Meria Mata

GHOST za Mombasa huonekana mwalim

ES nimenusa hekaya…ilete

[Meria_Mata]

@alphagroup

ES nimenusa hekaya…ilete

Kaa niya Mombasa angebeba apeleke home akamue hkm alafu in the morning ajipate juu ya mbuyu

[NjuguNiTamu]

@Blvck

So here’s the weirdest thing that happened to me…

I was at my buddy’s place. Just a regular Friday night meet up. A few people around, mostly drunk.

It was already getting late and i wanted to call it a night and head home.

But i had to pee first before i left so I quietly excused myself. f**k my legs felt like jelly. I staggered to the loo through a dark corridor, knocking down buckets and almost falling a few times.

I didn’t even bother turning on the lights or locking the door completely . I unzipped my trousers and pulled my baba out and struggled to aim for the toilet, but it all ended up on the walls and floor

Here’s where the strangest thing happened. I heard the door slowly creek open.
In panic i yelled “Kuna mtu!” Thinking probably they didn’t know it was occupied. I thought he/she had left.

I heard soft footsteps creep up behind me. From the smell of the perfume i could tell it was a woman.

All of a sudden i felt the warmest, softest touch on my d*ck. She stroked it with such expertise my knees got weak. I’m not a one minute man, but after the 4th stroke, i let out a loud groan and came hard! And i mean really hard! Her touch was almost magical.

I was in euphoria for a while. Long enough for her to leave. I could hear her heels in a distant. But i couldn’t move. My knees were weak from both the alcohol and the orgasm.

I zipped up my pants and ran trying to catch up with her. I wanted to see her face, i wanted to know her…
But she was gone. Vanished.

Soon as i got to the living room, i called James aside and asked him who had left the room after i did.
“Hakuna, kwani umepoteza kitu?”… He said.

I was too embarrassed to go into details of how I got a handjob from a stranger. I left.

I asked a few people afterwards about the mystery woman but no one had seen any woman leave the room.

I still can’t explain what happened that day or who the woman was.

It was probably a dude.:D:D

[Ice_Cube]

a practical joke at a bash, gone extremely gay

[chriskiil]

kuna ghost workers,etc sasa hii tuuite tu ghost kienyeji tu

[Meria_Mata]

Mombasani

[Sokomtu]

:D:D

[innocent_bystander]

Hapo umetuchesa
Mtu yeyote amelewa and this is speaking from experience hawezi mwaga bone marrow that fast
Kuna at times kucum hukataa kwanza ukikunywa vodka sanasana

[M2Random]

@innocent bystander

Hapo umetuchesa
Mtu yeyote amelewa and this is speaking from experience hawezi mwaga bone marrow that fast
Kuna at times kucum hukataa kwanza ukikunywa vodka sanasana

:D:D:D