My Wishes

This slow Saturday when evil men like me go to drown our demons funny stories happen.
Sasa niko huku kwenye delusional peasants stick to like moths to a torch, wakijidai mamido class.
Nameza hii pretentious yellow slow poison from the counter nikikagua hali:
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Sasa kuna huyu mjinga, must be management ananyemelea mwanamke. No sane person can do that but management. You guys know how your wives make sure even the house girl is well dressed if everyone is going to eat out…
Katoi kalikua kamestray na house girl akafuata. But fisi ikadhani ni single mother(easy targets) akaona afurahishe mama. Through pass=son.
Kifisi kikachukua mtoi na kuanza kumrusha juu. Now here comes my wish: I wish the kid shit himself in the process. The way his dad looked mean…as I observed. A fact completely oblivious to the kifisi.
Guess what I got a twisted version of the wish. The kid puked.
Can’t stop laughing:D:D:D

Go drunk, you’re home

Village should have breathalyser gadgets which everybody needs to breath into before being allowed to log in.

Hold your breath, zile story zinakuja na more tei.

Hii kitu iko na taste ingine ofyo