MY WILL .....

General
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When I die; my brain, I donate to my lecturer, so he can prove that the A- minus I got in calculus major was just because I was sick…
My eyes, I donate to my hesitant mother, so she can see the woman I saw in my wife…
My feet, I donate to my wife, so she can use them to retrace my path to her heart…
My mouth and taste buds , I donate to the avian community, so they can take it to court and charge it for annihilation of a significantly worrying percentage of chicken and turkey…
My English, I donate to Macmillan Oxford University Press, so that they can use it to publish the latest edition of The Oxford dictionary…
My wallet, I donate to Bill gates, so he can use it as a target and to give him hope that he is not a loooooong way off…

Habari zenu nyinyi…

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Upuss

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You missed to mention the parts that matter most, gonads!('course you knew someone would ask) I suggest you donate them to your wife so that she may remember the philanderer you were. Is that asking for too much?

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kubaff

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hehhe. Hapo hujaambiwo visuri.:D:D

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Your balls, donate them to science .
They may help unravel why you lived like a sissy.

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she already has those in her purse!

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Has anyone ever donated their anus?
That would be interesting

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Maybe in LGBT circles

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It doesn’t have to be in those circles.
Its an organ with its ‘rights’ too and responsibilities

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Niaje GAY.

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hii ni kama kusema Airtel Safaricom network
different companies.

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It had to be you! That mouth should only open when receiving some BBC.

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Look who’s calling the kettle black!

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Why do you think every man is a cheating man ?..very negative