MY PATRIOTIC KENYAN DREAM

Fuck it, I’m just gonna say it. I wish I could go back in time and fuck Hitler’s brains out.

This is how I envision it: I’m a dirty little soldier that ends up being captured by the Nazis. To avoid execution, I volunteer myself to be Hitler’s obedient fuck-toy.

For days, I allow Hitler to chain me up and obliterate all of my orifices like they’re little Polands, constantly filling them with his aryan seed until his cock is stroked raw.

Hell, he even gives me the pleasure to lick his puckered german booty clean after he takes insane nuclear shits. Due to me not getting bathroom access, I constantly shit and piss myself, but Hitler is generous enough to be my personal cleanup, licking it all up and staining his beautiful mustache.

After building up trust and showing my obedience, he unchains me and allows me to fuck him in the ass, cursing in pleasure as he yells out, “YA SHOVE IT REICH UP MY ASS!”. I’m generous enough to give him a reach around, cranking his throbbing war machine.

I feel him tighten up as he reaches climax, but I let go of his thick ramrod as he begins to spew his nuclear ejaculate all over the floor. Hitler repeatedly yells out “NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!” through his moans while he suffers through his ruined orgasm. At this point the tables have turned.

He tries to fight me off, but I pin him down and powerfully thrust my Kenyan black cock harder into his poop hole as blood begins to build up and gush out of his torn asshole. I can’t contain myself any longer, so I quickly pull out a gun from his pocket and put a bullet through the back of Hitler’s head. Brain matter and skull fragments paint the wall, which makes me break through to my climax.

I raise my right arm up to the ceiling. I yell out “KENYA YETU” as my cock begins to rapidly pulsate. I quickly thrust my dick deep inside his shattered skull and I throw my head back with a loud “AYA-YAAAAH!” as I spew what feels like a gallon of Luo semen deep inside his German brain.

I pull my bloody cock out of his bloody head and watch in excitement as my thick load begins to leak out of his eye sockets. Heavily breathing, I fall back and begin to fade out, as I watch a group of american soldiers burst into the room, guns drawn.

I wake up in the hospital, in which I’m told that I’m praised as an international hero for stopping World War 2 and I get rewarded with the independence of my country.

Matakapaka!! Peleka io usenge mbali na ii kijiji.

Msenge bomoa kabati bila kujikinga na msito Hitler…umbwa ghasia takataka

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na usenge. Brare fwakin. Heshimu kijiji hata kama hujiheshimu

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