My one true love.

I have realized one thing that has many men simping are women who truly do wifey duties. i guess thats why Mzito Jimit has never fallen in love coz all I meet are Kikuyu ratchets that mixes omena kwa mukimo. Unakaa ivi chini unakumbuka ile mathogothanio shiro alipika last night unasema heri kufast kidogo

Relax @Tauren has edited the comment.

Kama level ya beta Simp chieth inaweza pimwa na KGS, wewe ungefika tonnes

True love [ATTACH=full]489510[/ATTACH]

:D:D:D:D malisaaa hio betachieth kipmeno

Yeah. Once you date a woman who does proper wife duties, hawa slayqueens do not appeal at all.

Tumetafuta hiyo Jambass but sahizi he is not accessible. Sahi kama ni kummeet labda kama ni all youth from Bomet County ama Kakamega County ama wazee cjui kutoka central. Huyo apana mtu wa kawaida tena.

Redpilled in the sense that she is never yours, it is just your turn.

:smiley:

Ongeza steamy sex,hapo unajipata planteshon ka simps wenzako

Haha. Lakini si story za kua simp. Kama mwanamke ni mzuri ni mzuri.

Niko na feeling nitakuja niongeze mileage in future so siezi kupea. Lakini ako na madada wawili singo mathas hawa naeza kujenga. Ni warembo saidi.

patia mdem personalized tutorials za kufix the mighty Omena na fish, hizo zingine huwa wanajua. Enyewe kuwa na Dem anapika upuss anaeza leta shida kwa afya ya mujamaa. Itabidi ukisaka msupa unawafanyisha auditions kwa kitchen…

Thinking a kipsigis gal can truly love is believing an SJ lady can be a wife

Maongo ! We don’t eat Omena.Infact when we were young we thought Omena was an ingredient for dog or chicken feed.

Ni nini hizi usenge zote mjamaa. Madame wamejaa all over banae

Society changes my man. There are so many elements on this forum that were brought up on mukimo and omena, it’s clear as daylight.

Mako!! mako!! Ati umesema nini hapo juu…haizuru

[ATTACH=full]489595[/ATTACH]

Do you still hold this belief? Considering that your Onyango dude must have fed you copious amounts that now has your booties sharply potruding like a 18 year old’s nipples.

No I don’t. The Kids love it. We always get a package of them deep fried omenas every month from their grandma.