My mediocre life.

In February I had expressed my desire to quit my shitty job and go to Australia to harvest some money ndio nirudi Vumbistan kujipanga. Sahizi ni VISA tu nangojea and I am praying to God ipenye because after browsing some Ktalk threads nikaamua kuingia Facebook kidogo nikapata some motivation. There I saw a post by a friend of mine whom we studied in high school together. The young man, 28, amenunulia baba yake Toyota Harrier na akashikia mamake Landcruiser Prado. I just typed congratulations and I am truly happy for him lakini at the back of my mind nilijichekelea tu because of how mediocre I have turned out compared to him maze and I only got myself to blame. I gotta change my life choices maze. Yaani while I am thinking of how to score my next pre wall pussy watu huku wanapull big moves like that. While I was battling alcoholism and smoking, the guy has never touched alcohol. Enyewe wasee you reap what you sow. Nikiimagine time nimewaste kwa vitu ya ujinga kama kuchase skirt na pombe. Young talkers, please learn from this.

Quarter-life crisis

So you think you drunk alcohol that is worth land cruiser and Harrier? You could have not chased skirt or drunk alcohol and still not have that kind of money?

That Pardo there has a green number plate, implying it belong to some organization. Kwani ni ya city council? Tosheka, even if you go to australia, how long do you think it will take you to buy those two cars?

Life, life, life.

Comparison is the thief of joy.

Hakuna formula. Kuna alcoholics who are making it big. Similarly, kuna teetotalers who are barely scraping by.

Kuna pia mwenye ua akiona maisha yako anatamani saaana.

The green oblong KG number plates are leased for the purpose of moving vehicles awaiting the official NTSA registration plates to be given out to the vehicle owner. For that reason you can drive out of the showroom with the KG number plate as you await for the original number plate from NTSA (borrowed from the net)

It’s awaiting the normal plates kutoka mkuu.

Usitamani sana maisha ya wenyewe hujui wanafanya nini. Labda ali join Ile klabu ya watu wa mlango ya nyuma, labda ni jambas, labda anauza organs labda amebarikiwa na kazi pia, labda ni pastor mtapeli, labda zinaweza kuwa nyingi hapa…

Songa na pace yako bila stress

That is not KG, it is KD

True.

*green number plate.

Social media itamalisa watu na pressure

Kenya Dealers. Stop splitting hairs. That is an imported private vehicle. Next utaitisha log book.

KG ni Kenya Garage. A number plate for vehicles in transit.
KD also has some temporary purpose as well but I can’t elaborate

They used to be KG , because you hire from garages, red in colour and limited, when did they start being KDs?

Mi niko sawa ndugu i earn 6 figures but lazima yeye ananiona kama peasant. Self improvement inabidi saa zingine. It could take me 50 years to buy that Prado or it could take me 2 months. Who knows? Saizi siezi afford but it doesnt mean I should not try sindio. Ya Mungu ni mengi. My parents are well off hata hawaitaji magari but you get the gist of my post.

Unaweza pata Watu wakufloss behind the scenes wako na deni ama ni fraud. What you see is not what it is. Lenga stress

Haha. Ni hatari sana.

Mzee should have gotten that Prado and the mother that Harrier. But kudos to the guy kwa kukumbuka wazazi wote wawili pussy niggas usually do forget the man.

hujatwambia the 28 year old anafanya nini
Seems he is extremely rich
I assume he is worth north of 100M+ since he can comfortably purchase 10M+ cars for his parents
Very impressive by 28 years

Aah nilisahau. Jamaa ako Australia. He has been there for 7 years. Last time we talked was 3 years ago alikua anashift between jobs tu like kenyans in diaspora akanisho anamake kama 500k a month. He opened a shipping company na inakaa hapo ndio ameangukia pesa mara ni forex trader kiasi. It is a gray area.

Btw nimecheki wasee wengi wameenda huko many of them end up at least doing sthin for their folks. Wengi wamebuy wazazi hizi mafielder ama heavy renovation of houses. It seems like there is a lot of money in that country.