my life as a peasant s01ep01 hekaya looooong

Sex & Relationships Hekaya
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Every millionaire always have some weird nimetoka mbali hekaya of how they trekked 245.78km everyday to school hungry,sold smokies ,then several decades later become captains of industy
Well me I didn’t suffer as a child.was Never chased from school due to lack of fees,had a nintendo video game in the 90s,was well fed n knew nothing like kulala njaa
After kcse the raging homornes reminded me tht I had broken my voice,had pubic n chest hairs.I WAS A MAN! n I don’t need my parents help.I quickly rebelled against them hoping they will move out waniwachie nyumba bt I was kicked out instead.
I moved to a small slum along where the present day northern bypass kiambu road flyover is.started doing mjengo hapo runda,quickly rose ranks to become a fundi,mini Foreman,chief osungu translator for the muhindi.
life was hard,mabati houses had no privacy,no toilets.well there were toilets but we preferred not lenga shimo so shit was every where.
the slum consisted mostly kikuyus,luos,luhyas and boranas. lots of puccccis.my immediate neighbor was a young recently married couple who’s man of the house was a watchman(night shift).they owned a b&w great wall TV.the wife used to request me every night to help her change stations.it was quiet a tedious task especially when the vhf knob was broken so it involved the use of a long nose pliers.
One night when I was changing stason,she dashed to the bedroom(pazia) and came back wearing a sexy lingerie na sio vicky secrets kama ya akina purrrrr .a 100%polyester kamisi,with insecticide repelling color purple and green,red,black,white multi coloured hem…to be continued.

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UMBWA! Ghasia wewe :mad::mad::mad:

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good style…i wont say anything about the ending/pause though…wengine watasema…

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Hata mi nishawai kua na hiyo type ya kamisi. :slight_smile: Haya, keep going…waiting for S01Ep02

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that escalated real quick!:D:D:D:D Kwani nini mbaya na hii post na sijui…?

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hahahaha

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nilikua nangojea part ya dryfry

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the headache inducing ending…kuachwa hanging…

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HII ujinga ya kuwacha watu kwa suspense iishe priss

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Endelea na story ya Marurui.

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Heheeeeee, this gonna be interesting…

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LOL…kuwacha raiya suspense nayo

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Present day githogoro?

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Go google the rest of the story ukam utu show

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i suspect a baba Shawn at the end of ep02

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Hii hekaya yako nimeisoma shingo upande

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:D:D:D:D…Ati uwachiwe nyumba ???yaani every day there is talker who will raise bar for madness…

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Yesh sir githogoro it is

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kush has really set a precedent

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