Most times there have been concerns about the inability to domesticate ravens and most guys opting to listen to the small head have often paid the price either in double or triple digits. My encounter with Ravens happened almost close to ten months ago ikabidi nikunje mkia, count my losses and run for the hills.
Over the course of time I have developed this tendency to avoid going to clubs during end months since watu huwa wengi halafu inakua kama show off between peasants to the delight of Kungurus. Hapo ndo kila peasant amelipwa na muhindi kama hajaitisha jameson ni Hennessy making other brands such as red label and Gilbeys look as cheap as chang’aa. Sa trend yangu ikakua hizi end months naenda local nalima mzinga na ninjas zangu juu me na beer hatujazoeana halafu dunda tunaenda midmonth. Hizo times unaeza hesabu the number of mzingas in the club irrespective of brand. So on this day on a Saturday around the second week nlikua na urge ya kudunda but my niggers had other ideas. Since craving was too high nka amua kudunda solo. Nkafika club 64 Nakuru na kuitisha Lawson na nka anza kuchapa nki survey club. It was on a January sa watu walikua wamesotewa kabisa as a result of Christmas, new year and back to school. Hio siku watu walikua tu na machupa while other kungurus even shared drinks. Time mzinga ililetwa nliona ninja Fulani zilikua table na madem zikigeuka kuniangalia but nkajua hawa ndo wale hukazana kujenga jina na henesseys end month. After kitu kama one hour kuna ninja ilikuja table na madem wengi waka itisha Grants na kuanza kuchapa. Hapo ufisi uka set in nkajua mzinga yao ikiisha I stand a higher chance of chipoing mmoja, big mistake! After sometime we got talking with one of the niggers akanishow it was his birthday and he is treating his friends. He further told me he owned a wines and spirits shop and urged me to be his customer to which nkakubali. Kitu 1 am mzinga yao iliisha wakajitoa na madem wawili wakawacha madem kama watano dunda.
One of the ladies, beautiful face and a good ass akanisongea akanigotea then akaniuliza kama anaeza kunywa Lawson yangu. Me nkaona haina shida nkaitikia. Akajimwagia kiasi then tuka anza kubonga. Saa hio me najua na marinate nyama or better still na unda bonga points. Kiasi beshte yake mwenye ameiva kabisa pia alikam akaomba tushare Lawson, nkataka kukata but ufisi ndani ya Ken sarro uka fanya nikubali. Saa hio justo inasema ‘cast your net wide, you never know the real catch.’ Tukichapa Lawson kunguru zikanishow ziko Kabarak which was kinda true juu madem wa kabarak hudunda as a group since my campus days. Kiasi, nkaona longtime buddies nkashow hizo mzoga nakama nkaishia kuwagotea. Tukabonga kiasi wakanishow wako hapo for a short period of time due to family obligations etc etc. Time nliturn kurudi table, naona kunguru zimebeba mzinga yangu plus glass zinaenda nazo. Nlikua far kiasi sa nka anza kuwafuata. Nkacheki zinaenda table ina tu boys twengi tule tunakaa amateur weiders. Nkaishia ku ulizia dem mmoja mzinga iko wapi one of the boys became aggressive. Nkajua hapa ni vita na niko outnumbered. Nkatulia nkaitisha redbull kulamba my wounds in an opposite table. From my table naona madem wanatoa mzinga ya Lawson chini ya table wanajimwagia plus hizo ninja then inarudi chini. Hapo nkajua yangu hawakunywi bure. Nkaanza kwenda hio table. Nki karibia table kuna boy mmoja mnyonge alikua ametoa Lawson ajimwagie nkashika na kumshow hii ni me nimebuy! Akajaribu kuzua nka mnyang’anya chupa. All along I expect hizo ninja zingine zikuje to his aid, saa hio nimejiambia ule wa kwanza kunifikia na azue napiga na chupa. However, they knew what they were doing and kept looking at me with pleading eyes. Nkachukua mzinga yangu saa hio imefika quarter ka nimeboeka na kuendelea kuichapa then nkajitoa.
Hehe pole man Kuna wakati mzinga ya Lawson ilihit Sana sahi ni ingine inaitwa black and white but thumb rule yangu ni nikiamua nakunywa mzinga yangu alone ni yangu alone afadhali nikuitishie beer halafu if you didn’t come with a Raven to the club don’t entertain those you meet there
hehe hii story yako imenikumbusha one new year several years back I had taken some two girls out kuvuka mwaka Sailors hurlingham. We sat at a certain table then ordered our drinks tukaanza kunywa. A few minutes later some guys came and sat at a table next to ours and ordered some JW double black and tried to chat with us but we just gave them a cold shoulder so they decided to turn and start chatting up some girls who were at a different table but within earshot. They had a lively convo and the guys moved to these girls’ table and carried on with the conversation in the process calling for more drinks. Kufika around 2 AM, the two guys wakaanza kujitoa pole pole, one went to the loo and left then the other one went to look for him saa hiyo they had left their jackets hanging on their chairs. Kumbe ni hivyo ndio walienda. The waiter showed up moments later and gave the table the cumulative bill… shiet! the bitches flipped out and claimed hawako nao but who would have believed them? We left them there an hour later still haggling with the management. They had a crappy start to the New Year. Always be cagey and on the lookout in the club.
hii ni njaro ya kitambo. Used to do it nikiwa campus. Tunatoka chuo tunapitia West Indies pale eldy tunabuy jacket mtumba. Tunaingia one of the clubs by then grand prix was still open. Tunaorder drinks round later mbili lakini tunalipa round ya kwanza then tunaorder nyama tunasema ikam meza tuko. Wakiona tuchupa hapo wanajua hatutoki. Pale ni kujibonda mbio halafu tunaanza “kuenda choo” one by one tukiwacha jackets za mtumba hapo kwa viti
damn, that was too cruel man. Maybe the guys we saw were your campus mates coz we would never have guessed what was about to go down. We just gave them a cold shoulder since we were busy discussing something.
Like hao maboyz walikuwa na hao kunguru, mbona uende club halafu kazi yako ni kuiba drinks or kudoea za wengine? If you cannot afford kaa tu nyumbani or hostel unless your friend alisema he will buy for you
