My last hekaya on Kunguru chronicles got my mzinga hidden under the table by Kungurus but as a man you live to fight another day. It so happened that amongst the Kungurus that had stolen my mzinga and hidden under the table we had exchanged contacts with one of them let me call her Julia. Since common fisiology mantra is dictated by the small head, by Sunday I had already started throwing lines to the chick. By kitu Wednesday she was box and I knew my chances of achieving threshold were 50%. By then I knew I had already proceeded from the group stage into the knockout phase. From the look of pictures updated on her whatsapp nlijua nimewai mtu atleast 7/10. Since it was around end month my liquidity was very high. Nkapea mtu date on Friday na akakubali. Before we met she was suggestive I take her to Merica hotel for lunch but kama mlalahoi nkajua huko sitoshi and I changed the venue. After kufika I took her to a place where my pockets can absorb the financial shock halafu ikawa ati we drop home kukata maji kiasi then threshold. All along Kunguru was behaving very decent hadi nkaona pengine mzinga kupotea ilikua bad influence na ulevi.
Sa tukitembea along the streets juu my only car is a Leg Rover we bumped into a close friend who is also a neighbor ikawa we drop the three of us. She then requested if she could call her friend along nkakubali juu siwes taka my wingman akauke nki vuna ngano. The said friend was a bit far so she had to wait for her in town but promised to link up with us once done. I felt I had nothing to lose so we dropped with my wingman story ka zimeshika. Kufika keja maze si tulingoja bana. From kitu 5am hadi around 7:30Pm no calls hadi nkajua hapa tumecheswa. On calling her she confirmed wanakam. Kitu 8pm I get a call wamefika niwaendee. Kushuka kwa ile matatu walikua wametingika proper halafu beshte yake ameiva kama kipara ya intro-fart. Hapo hata nka anza piga regret kwani naletea aje wingman kitu mzuri kushinda yangubut haisuru kila mtu na bahati yake.
Mara hio tume endea black and white one litre juu hio siku ni tamasha. Kufika keja walikua rowdy hadi majirani wanatoka kuona source of the commotion. I had a rough time containing them to prevent action from the care taker. Tukachapa mzinga kiasi then sisi hao rave. My wingman ni msee kanisa saa alijipea tu excuse as not to drink black and white and not to go raving. Nkabaki na kunguru mbili zimeiva na niko mmoja, never felt good. Kufika dunda kulikua na ukame ya skirts sa kila ninja inadai through pass me nalenga. Dunda tukachapa red label while dancing. Ile kuwa grinded na ma lap dance nlipewa nlitii hio siku. Kitu 4am tukadrop kejani halafu juu nlikua nasort msee wa Tuk tuk nkawapea key waingie wa kwanza. Kuingia keja ile kunguru ilificha mzinga yangu inanishow haioni simu yake yet ni ye aliingia wa kwanza. Nkamshow iko tu around tuta sort kesho juu nlikua sleepy, horny and tired.
Nlikula round one hivo ndo usingizi ilinichukua na nlikua na mizoga mbili. Sa kesho yake after kuamka dem ana insist about her phone. Najaribu kutafuta place tuliacha wapi? Maze najaribu kumshow mtu hawezi chukua aka kata hio story. Then nkamshow si tu beep simu? Ananishow it was off akitoka. I still went ahead and beeped it ikalilia kwa nguo ziko mbele ya bed mbali sana na place nliacha iki charge hadi najiuliza hizi ni gani tena. Hapo nkajua I was being set up to buy her a new phone or contribute in whatever way. Mchana hivi after lunch tulikata maji then beshte yake akajitoa. After hapo threshold akifika na akajitoa pia. After ameishia nkajua huyo ni live wire and deleted her digits.