My Goose is Cooked

[Bantu]

@Nostradumbass

I guess the devil, or whichever spiritual being decided to f**k me ruthlessly. I had just found out last week that my wife was cheating on me, i thought maybe we could talk and end things amicably.

She was remorseful, told me she was sorry but she still went on cheating and lying to me. We’d planned jana tupatane we talk things out, i was willing to forgive her but i found out she was later to meet with the same dude.

I snapped, i went all out crazy on her, nearly slit her throat. I did cut her hand and neighbors intervened and told her to go and record a statement.

Now im scared shitless, attempted murder, assault with an intent to cause bodily harm plus loads of other accusations. The evidence is overwhelming, she insists she aint gonna drop that.

f**k, i just wish this was a dream and ill wake up from this nightmare. If only i had walked away… Officer @pamba i have a quiz, is there any way out for me from this mess i got myself in or should i just give up??

Damn, i know know the reason why some people commit crimes of passion.

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[SIZE=4]“Shame on you if you fool me once and Shame on me if you fool me twice” Ni hayo tu kwa sasa, yatafakari![/SIZE]

[Purr_27]

@Mkufuu

But most of those guys were cheats even before it got serious or before they got married to them. Some chicks are hardwired to try and reform a bad guy and if you marry a cheat…he’ll always be one.

True …so what are those who can’t cheat do :eek::eek::eek::D:D:D:D Lyfe is a fucking bitch

[Ebonycurves]

@Purr_27

Am soo pissed right around now…a lot of men in my real life are cheating on wife’s, girlfriends etc …good women , yani men who were paupers
unamuinua and he uses your resources , wealth , to sleep around…and the arrogance jeez

Sounds like there are so many hekayas there. Share gal

[Mkufuu]

@Purr_27

True …so what are those who can’t cheat do :eek::eek::eek::D:D:D:D Lyfe is a fucking bitch

How about the one I am chatting with meets me over the weekend for a cuppatea for a little more discussions on this?

[bjurmann]

Never pembeleza a woman. It gives them more strength and ideas. Wacha afanye venye anataka…vashti taka taka yeye.

[Ice_Cube]

Waaah you are now in a cesspool of catpiss… Right now as you wreck your mind over the case she is likely banging that guy while giving him the sob story… Stay away from her since u have an explosive temper… Stop digging yourself into a deeper hole man just leave her alone

[system]

@Mkufuu

But most of those guys were cheats even before it got serious or before they got married to them. Some chicks are hardwired to try and reform a bad guy and if you marry a cheat…he’ll always be one.

ditto!

[Fetozah]

@Nostradumbass , you deserve what is coming your way, just calm down and drink your cup. Maji ukiyafulia, yaogee. That’s her body, she is free to do with it as she pleases.:D:D:p

[system]

Please ignore the woman and live your life like she doesn’t exist…unfortunately she has a plan B who seems to be giving her a shoulder to cry on and a dick to suck on, she’s trying to move on, please do the same!

[wheelz]

Kill that woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbw_BxDwdjk

She is still cheating while you are trying to reconcile?

How are you even thinking about this?

[bjurmann]

Na sijui kwa nini uko hapa ukijaribu kuleta infidelity kwa mix. Mlikuwa Tu kwa hau…normal domestic problem…unataka Ku watch game,yeye anataka Muchacha. Mara akakurushia remote ikakugonga uso…ukamwambia babe wacha nione futaa haina replay…akienda kurusha Kofi ukahepa aka miss her step,huyo akaanguka kwa coffee table. Ukaona damu

[Ice_Cube]

Chances are the other guy is just as violent if not more violent than you… But the fisi he is is portraying an image that is completely contrary to yours… The more she complains to him about u the more he modifies his image to appear like the better option… You have already lost this duel man. Just suck it up and move on. You don’t have kids sio? Now move on FAST in three weeks you will be fine…

[Purr_27]

@Ice_Cube

Chances are the other guy is just as violent if not more violent than you… But the fisi he is is portraying an image that is completely contrary to yours… The more she complains to him about u the more he modifies his image to appear like the better option… You have already lost this duel man. Just suck it up and move on. You don’t have kids sio? Now move on FAST in three weeks you will be fine…

He cannot move one jst feely , kwanini anamwaga damu ya mwingine :(

[Mkufuu]

@Fetozah

@Nostradumbass Maji ukiyafulia, yaogee.

@Fetozah tafadhali tuitumie lugha hii ipasavyo

Maji ukiyavulia nguo huna budi kuyaoga

ama

Maji ukiyavulia nguo, yaogee

Kwa lugha ya kimombo- if you strip your clothes beside bathing water you have no choice but to bathe

Same meaning with “You’ve made your bed now lie in it”

[Ice_Cube]

@Mkufuu

How about the one I am chatting with meets me over the weekend for a cuppatea for a little more discussions on this?

My midget is also under sieke na mimi hapa najifanya doctor Phil. :eek:

Isokei isorait

[Batman_s_Sidekick]

@Nostradumbass

I guess the devil, or whichever spiritual being decided to f**k me ruthlessly. I had just found out last week that my wife was cheating on me, i thought maybe we could talk and end things amicably.

She was remorseful, told me she was sorry but she still went on cheating and lying to me. We’d planned jana tupatane we talk things out, i was willing to forgive her but i found out she was later to meet with the same dude.

I snapped, i went all out crazy on her, nearly slit her throat. I did cut her hand and neighbors intervened and told her to go and record a statement.

Now im scared shitless, attempted murder, assault with an intent to cause bodily harm plus loads of other accusations. The evidence is overwhelming, she insists she aint gonna drop that.

f**k, i just wish this was a dream and ill wake up from this nightmare. If only i had walked away… Officer @pamba i have a quiz, is there any way out for me from this mess i got myself in or should i just give up??

Damn, i know know the reason why some people commit crimes of passion.

Ungetumia tu ngumi brathe. Stori ya kisu ikiingia kwa case kuna noma.

[MURAGURI]

File a divorce and get yourself another woman for a wife

[mtu_chuma]

Why do people take themselves too seriously? You want to kill a person because alipeana kuma yake? Ulipata imetumiwa utaicha ikitumiwa you have no right over it. Do you want to tell us that wewe from the day you got married hujakula mtu wa nje?

[Nananimpa]

@Purr_27

My relative works at GVRC, sijui I try to get your contacts ndio niharakishe a case against you. You have been fucking around , and now
when you find out she is cheating you want to play victim …you hit her last time., if I remember

You cut her reallly??? you are pshycho

SHAME ON YOU …and all men here who can dish it out and not take it

What do u expect from a man who not only believe there is no God but continually blasphemes him whenever an opportunity Present itself…when u believe there is no God, u give Satan permission to camp in ur life and there is nothing the Lord can do to protect u because u do not acknowledge him. Pole lakini. I will pray 4 u tho…

[Purr_27]

@Nananimpa

What do u expect from a man who not only believe there is no God but continually blasphemes him whenever an opportunity Present itself…when u believe there is no God, u give Satan permission to camp in ur life and there is nothing the Lord can do to protect u because u do not acknowledge him. Pole lakini. I will pray 4 u tho…

But siku hizi he believes mdogo mdogo…he keeps quoting satan:D:D:D:D, this is the time to bring him on to our camp