My girlfriend quit because I talked too much about the Roman Empire for her taste

Luckily, I could flee into Roman Empire lore to heal my wounds. Girlfriends are temporary, the glory of Rome will be always there if a man needs it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Xpzwve-Ro

The last Gladiator is brutal

Did you tell her about the epic orgies, random stabbings of politicians and beheadings?

Is that Mark Anthony?

@Baby Panay pia ni beta male who watched la casa de papel

Shida iko wapi?

stop watching films kama Money Heist. In real life there is no Professor. No Berlin. No Parlemo.

Unlike you, I learn a lot from everything.

Till date I have never understood what happened to the roman empire. It was the biggest empire that ever lived. Hizi zingine za akina british, spanish, french empire etc will never live to what the roman empire did. Noma!

Nah she left because you are a retard ghasia

Yes, possibly

Hio yako iliisha, in with the new[ATTACH=full]413613[/ATTACH]

Regards from @King Robert Baratheon
[ATTACH=full]413623[/ATTACH]

Girlfriend quit after a small argument

Greatest, perhaps (British Empire is right on the money as well). Biggest, mos def not (British Empire). Them Brits are grossly underrated in terms of empire building

I am a member of the British empire. Originally from Scotland, we settled at Newcastle Upon Tyne from where my family has been contributing to the building of the wmpire. By my great grandfather’s and my own volition, I have served with the British Granadiers till voluntary retirement.

Cool story bro

Sure. Actually, after the success for the Lancastrian branch led by Henry Tudor in 1485, when Richard III was killed in the Battle of Bosworth Field, my great great great great great grandfather impressed upon the new king, now King Henry VII, that as a matter of priority, the empire needed to break away from the Roman Catholic Church and establish the Church of England. He explained to the new king that having a church of our own would be integral in the eventual lording over of some bonobos in far off Africa wenye hawakuwa na akili.
The King thus having been impressed by the brilliance running in our family appointed us to retain a permanent seat at the Court of Saint James’, as Marshal of the Diplomatic Corps, a position we still hold to date. Hakuna ambassador ama high commissioner ataingia UK bila our accreditation ama kutoka UK kwenda nchi ingine bila family yetu kusema ndio.

Riveting tale brethren

Thank you bro. And what, pray tell, did you tell her about the Roman Empire that so much riled her?

Nipe number ya dhimu ya galfruendi